Funny Coffee Quotes
I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and full of possibilities.
Coffee: the only legal way to wake up in the morning.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
I drink coffee for your protection.
Coffee is my love language.
I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter.
Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning person.
Coffee: the essential fuel for a productive procrastinator.
I’m not a morning person until I’ve had my coffee… and then I’m not a person at all.
Coffee: the key to surviving Mondays, one cup at a time.
Coffee: the glorious liquid that turns ‘Leave me alone’ into ‘Good morning!’
I run on coffee, chaos, and inappropriate thoughts.
Coffee: because adulting is hard, and wine is expensive.
I only need coffee on days ending in ‘y’.
Coffee: the liquid hug for your brain.
Decaf coffee: pointless, like the letter ‘k’ in ‘kitchen’.
I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and twisted.
Life happens. Coffee helps.
Coffee: a magical substance that turns ‘Leave me alone’ into ‘Good morning!’
I like my coffee like I like my superheroes: strong, bold, and always saving the day.
Coffee: because anger management is far more expensive.
My blood type is coffee.
Coffee: the solution to all of life’s problems since 9th century Ethiopia.
Funny Coffee Quotes part 2
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
Smell the coffee, breathe it in, embrace the chaos.
Coffee: the answer to ‘What’s brewin’?’
Coffee: my liquid sanity.
I like my coffee like I like my mornings: caffeinated and full of hope.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Coffee: the life-saving drink that unites coworker enemies at 8 AM.
Coffee: the original anti-depressant.
I like coffee because it gives me unrealistic expectations about my productivity.
Coffee is my spirit animal.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have coffee.
Coffee: the beverage that gives me unrealistic optimism about my mornings.
Coffee: the reason I am a functioning human being.
Espresso yourself, or stay latte.
Coffee: because Mondays were invented to make you appreciate caffeine.
Coffee breaks were invented to make Mondays less terrible.
Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning zombie.
Don’t speak to me until I’ve had my coffee. And even then, proceed with caution.
Coffee: the liquid bridge between sleep and productivity.
I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and brewed in a cauldron.
Everything gets better with coffee. Except Mondays.
Coffee: the fuel that keeps my sarcasm engine running.