Funny Bro Sayings that Will Have You in Stitches

Hey bro, why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma?

I’m not saying you’re stupid, brother, just that you have bad luck when it comes to thinking!

Can I follow you, dude? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Bros: half mine, half yours, mostly imaginary.

Bro, I?m not lazy, I?m on power saving mode.

Mind if I join your conversation bro? No, you can’t refuse. It’s a free world.

Move over coffee. Today is a day for champagne, brother.

It is only a brother who can get away with stealing your toys, and your heart.

Who needs superheroes when you have a brother?

You and I are brothers. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.

I don’t need an alarm clock. I have a brother.

Bro, life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you.

You can’t buy love. But you can buy me pizzas, bro!

The best way to predict the future is to create it. Now let’s start with a 6-pack tomorrow, bro.

I smile because you’re my brother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.

Having a weird brother means you will always have a friend…and an annoyance.

Bro, if at first you don’t succeed, follow my example and quit.

You know you’re a bro when your arguments start with an eye roll.

We don’t grow when things are easy; we grow when we face challenges. Now pass me the pizza, bro.

Life is short, bro. Smile, while you still have teeth.

Bro, you’re the cheese to my macaroni.

No bro left behind!

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Bros before woes, always!

Only a true bro will tell you when you’ve got nacho cheese in your beard.

A bro is always a bro, irrespective of the situation.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my bro doesn’t count.

He ain’t heavy, he’s my bro.

The only guy who deserves a special place in your heart is a bro who never leaves it, no matter what.

Bro-code is in the DNA.

Bro, we are tied with a bond stronger than superglue.

Brothers by genes, friends by choice.

My bro is my alter ego.

Dude, the bro vibe is strong with us.

We are always one and the same – half bro, half irritating.

Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best bros.

My brother?s weirdness is the kind of spice that makes life interesting.

BROmance is better than romance.

Bros that stay together, slay together.

There’s no buddy like a bro!

Bro, you’re the ketchup to my fries.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, bro, I’d have a dollar.

Bro, we both know the only lifting you’re doing is lifting pizza slices.

There’s nothing better than a six-pack, bro… except a six-pack of beers.

Bro, you need to get your head out of the clouds and your feet into some fresh Jordans.

You’re the straw to my berry, bro.

Our bromance is like a hot dog; it’s full of love and mystery meat.

Bros before shows, unless it?s Game of Thrones.

Bro, you’re the type of brother who’d miss the ground if you tried to hit it.

Time doesn?t heal all wounds, bro. It?s light beer and stupid TV shows.

Bro, our friendship is like a candle. Even if I wanted to… I can’t blow you away.

Life is all about finding people who are you?re kind of crazy… good job, bro.

Can I borrow a kiss, bro? I promise I’ll give it back.

Cool story… Done listening, bro?

Being related to me is the only gift you need, bro.

You?re just jealous because we act stupid in public and people still love us, bro.

Bro, we are like Tom and Jerry. Can’t live with each other, can’t live without each other.

My silence is not my weakness, bro. It?s the beginning of my revenge.

All for one and one for all. My brother and my friend. What fun we have, bro.

Bro, you’re so lazy, even your dreams are lazy.

Happy to have a bro like you who’s too hot to handle and too cold to hold!