Funny Black Good Morning Quotes

Why start your morning with a frown when you can start it with a smile and a funny black good morning quote?

Coffee: because adulting is hard, but mornings don’t have to be.

Rise and shine, it’s time to conquer the day…or at least survive until lunch.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.

Waking up is hard to do, but it’s a little easier with a funny black good morning quote.

Happy Monday! Just kidding, Mondays are never happy.

Morning is the best time to remember all the embarrassing things you did last night.

I’m not a morning person. I’m barely even a person before my morning coffee.

I don’t need an alarm clock. My internal panic wakes me up just fine.

Morning is a great time to lie in bed and wonder why you even bother getting up.

Good morning! If coffee can’t fix it, it’s probably not worth fixing.

Remember, today is the day to be productive…or at least pretend to be until it’s time to go back to bed.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation…or just coffee.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But instead, I’ll settle for a cup of coffee.

Roses are red, mornings are tough, I have no rhyme for this, but coffee is enough.

Good morning! Keep calm and drink coffee…or tea, or energy drinks, whatever gets you through the day.

Monday mornings are like walking into a spider web. It’s a terrible way to start the day.

Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction…or just keep hitting snooze until it’s too late for both.

Good morning! Let’s start the day with a cup of coffee and a sarcastic comment.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation…or in my case, coffee and regret from staying up too late.

Mornings are for coffee and quiet contemplation. Or loud swearing, depending on the day.

Good morning! Smile like you slept well, even if you didn’t.

Waking up early is like a punishment for all the fun you had the night before.

Good morning! Remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the day…for your Instagram feed.

Rise and shine! It’s a new day full of opportunities to trip over your own feet.

Coffee is the answer to everything. Well, coffee and maybe some more coffee.

Good morning! Get up and tackle the day like a lion…or just crawl out of bed like a sloth.

No matter how you feel in the morning, getting up is the first step to making it to bedtime.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your patience be stronger.

Rise and shine! But if that’s not your thing, just keep hitting snooze.

Mornings are tough, but so are you…especially after your first cup of coffee.

Coffee: because adulting is hard, but pretending to be awake is even harder.

Good morning! Choose your battles wisely…preferably after you’ve had your morning coffee.

Rise and shine! But if that’s too much to ask, just rise and make a strong cup of coffee.

Good morning! Pretend to be a morning person until you can crawl back into bed.

Roses are red, mornings are awful, but coffee is magic and makes things less dreadful.

Good morning! Coffee: because adulting is hard, and being awake is even harder.

Rise and shine…or at least rise and make coffee until the shining part kicks in.

Good morning! It’s a new day full of possibilities…and also the need for caffeine.

Did you have a good morning? Me neither, but at least we have coffee.

Rise and shine! Or, you know, rise and complain until it’s time for a nap.

Good morning! Let’s start the day with a cup of coffee and a silent prayer for more sleep.

Mornings are tough, but you’ve got this! And by ‘this,’ I mean a strong cup of coffee.

Good morning! Coffee: because adulting is hard, and so is pretending to be awake.

Rise and shine, or at least rise and silently curse until the coffee kicks in.

Good morning! Stay strong, even if you have to slap yourself awake.

Mornings are for coffee and the quiet realization that the weekend is still far away.

Good morning! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in.

Rise and shine, it’s a new day full of potential…and the desperate need for caffeine.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your optimism be stronger.