Funny Best Friend Quotes

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you will never smile again.

A true friend is someone who knows all your dirty little secrets and still chooses to be your best friend.

Friends come and go, but a best friend will keep you laughing even when you’re old and wrinkly.

Best friends are like snowflakes; each one is unique but always brings a smile to your face.

Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.

Life is too short to take yourself seriously. That’s why it’s great to have a best friend who can make you laugh at yourself.

A true friend is someone who pretends to like all your cooking experiments.

Best friends are the people you can do nothing with and still have the best time.

Best friends are the ones who make your problems their problems, just so you don’t have to face them alone.

A best friend is someone who knows all your embarrassing stories, but never judges you for them.

Friendship is like a rainbow; it brightens your life and makes everything better.

A true friend is someone who can make you laugh so hard, tears stream down your face, and your stomach hurts.

Best friends are like two peas in a pod, except when one has to pee, and the other brings them toilet paper.

A best friend is someone you can call in the middle of the night and say crazy ideas to without being judged.

Funny Best Friend Quotes part 2

True friendship is when your best friend knows more about you than you know about yourself.

Friends don’t let friends have bad hair days.

A best friend is someone who can read your mind even when you’re not saying anything.

Best friends are like a good bra; they support you, lift you up, and never let you down.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!’

A true friend is someone who can make your ugly cry turn into a laughing fit.

Best friends are the ones who can insult you in the harshest way and make you laugh about it seconds later.

Friendship is like a cup of tea; it’s always better when shared with a best friend.

A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws and loves you anyway.

Best friends are like wine; they get better with time.

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves, and best friends are the siblings we never had.

A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even in the worst of times.

Best friends are the ones who never need an explanation for your crazy ideas.

Friendship is built on a foundation of laughter, sarcasm, and a shared dislike for certain people.

A true friend is someone who knows how to make you laugh until your drink comes out of your nose.

Best friends are the ones who can make your day better with just a text.

Friends don’t let friends fall, but if they do, they make sure to have the camera ready to capture the moment.

A best friend is someone who remembers all your passwords but never uses them against you.

Best friends are the ones who join in when you start singing your favorite song, even if they don’t know the lyrics.

Friendship is like a pizza; even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

A true friend is someone who knows all your Pinterest fails and never mentions them to anyone else.

Best friends are like stars; you may not always see them, but you know they’re there.

Friends don’t let friends embarrass themselves alone.

A best friend is someone who can turn your day around with just a silly joke.

Best friends are the ones who can make you laugh with just a glance.

Friendship is like a dance; it requires trust, a little bit of craziness, and a whole lot of laughter.

A true friend is someone who understands your silence and can tell what you’re thinking.

Best friends are the ones who can finish your sentences, not because they know what you’re going to say, but because they’ve heard it all before.

Friends don’t let friends dance alone at parties.

A best friend is like a guardian angel, sent to protect you from making bad decisions… or joining the circus.