Funny Adventure Time Quotes

Mathematical!

It’s adventure time, baby!

Oh my glob!

What time is it? Adventure time!

Hey, Ice King! Why’d you steal our garbage?

I’m a banana!

Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something.

Sometimes life is scary and dark, but it’s okay to be scared. Adventure awaits!

I am not fat! I’m just big-boned.

Oh, my lumping glob!

If you’re ever in a jam, here I am. I’m Jake the dog!

Don’t you know it’s rude to lick a princess?

Finn, no touching of the baby phoenixes!

I’m not playing hard to get. I’m playing hard to want.

Jake the dog likes bacon pancakes!

I’m not a hero, Finn. I’m a high-functioning weirdo!

Lumpy Space Princess wants to be an astronaut!

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.

Love is puttin’ someone else’s needs before yours.

I came here to swim with dolphins and eat pie, and I’m all out of pie!

Words are just words. You gave them too much power.

I’m a tough tootin’ baby, I can punch-a your buns!

My name is Finn, and this is Jake the dog. We’re adventurers!

When everything’s falling apart, you gotta trust in yourself.

I’m a sensitive soul, I can’t handle a surprise party!

Be the hero of your own story.

Finn, let’s face it, you’re a human and I’m a dog. So, I guess that makes our friendship… irrational.

My sword is done with being stabbed in things!

I hate zoos. They’re like animal prisons, except I don’t commit a crime.

Let’s ride bikes and get ice cream!

Life is scary, but you gotta be the one to scare it back!

Why can’t everyone just chill out and build a pillow fort?

I’m not a hero, Finn. I’m a 1,000-year-old vampire with a zest for the jugular!

I don’t need a sword to fight evil, I need a hug.

Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Rhombus!

Think positive, and positive thing GTFO!

You better watch out because I’m stronger than dirt!

Eat my face off, bro!

You may not recognize me in my new form… because I have no new form.

I do believe in the power of ridiculousness. It may not seem like much, but try it.

Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not!

Adventure! Right over the horizon!

I’m not a hero, I’m a talent scout for the afterlife.

Finn, dude, punctuation is important! Without it, a sentence is just a bunch of words, jumbled together with no purpose!

You don’t need a mirror to know you look good. You’re beautiful, like the day!

I’m rocking this thing like a third arm that only I have!

If life has no purpose, you’re gonna have a bad time!

I’ve got a hot date with justice. I can’t take you.

That’s it, bro. We’re going full crazy on this one.