Funniest Leprechaun Sayings to Brighten Your Day

I?m up to my ears in shamrocks and shenanigans.

Soup of the day: Whiskey.

The leprechaun made me do it.

Kiss me, I?m a leprechaun.

Keep calm, I’m Irish.

I?m a wee bit Irish.

If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!

Irish today, hungover tomorrow.

I?m not short, I?m leprechaun size.

Laughing all the way to the pot of gold.

I make my own luck.

There’s a little leprechaun in all of us.

Feelin? Luckier than a four leaf clover.

Why be moody, when you can shake your booty!

Don’t worry, beer happy!

Drink like a leprechaun.

Leprechaun approved.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

I put the ‘fun’ in ‘dysFUNctional’.

I’m magically delicious!

If you want rainbow, you have to put up with the rain. But if you’re a leprechaun, every weather forecast is 99% chance of gold.

Being a leprechaun is like being on a permanent vacation ? everything is green, and everybody’s buying you drinks!

You know you?re a Leprechaun when gold coins make more sense than bitcoins.

Save some water, drink like a Leprechaun!

Just remember, every time a beer is spilled, a leprechaun loses his jig.

If I had a gold coin for every time I made someone smile, I’d be a leprechaun.

Leprechauns – permanently on a gold-free diet.

If you want your wishes to come true, give them to a leprechaun. They can’t use them anyway. They already have a pot of gold.

I told my boss I couldn?t come into work today. Said I was seeing little green men.

Leprechauns have pots of gold, humans have coffee. Seems like a fair trade!

Leprechauns don’t get hangovers. We call it morning dew.

You can call it a pot of gold. I call it a lifetime supply of shiny distractions!

Leprechaun life hack: If you can’t find a rainbow, be the rainbow.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my pot of gold again?

Always follow the rainbow, unless if you’re a leprechaun, then you’re just following home!

I’m leprechaun-sized funny!

May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and your humour as rich as my pot of gold.

I’m all about the good times, green beer, and gold. Mostly the gold.

Laugh today, for tomorrow you might find a leprechaun’s gold!

Being a leprechaun is no joke, but I still love a good laugh!

Forget the four-leaf clover, I’m the real luck you’re looking for!

You know you’re lucky when you make a leprechaun laugh!

They call me a leprechaun because I’m always up to a little mischief!

Why was the leprechaun broke? Because he kept giving his two cents!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!

Being this charming is pretty much a full-time gig.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the mornin’!

Wanna know why leprechauns laugh while running? It’s ’cause the grass tickles their little feet!

Even at the end of a rainbow, you’ll still find me goofing!

Keep calm and remember, even leprechauns giggle at their own gold!

Just a leprechaun living in a human’s world, making his own fun!

Who needs the luck of the Irish when you’ve got their sense of humour?

They say the best luck is to die laughing, hope a leprechaun joke will do!

Why does a leprechaun wear green? Because it?s not easy being seen!

Leprechaun rule – Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to!