Life is short, make every day a party!
Laughter is the best medicine, so keep a good supply on hand.
Don’t take life too seriously, it’s not like you’re getting out alive.
If you can’t remember the last time you laughed until your stomach hurt, you’re doing it wrong.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.
Friday is my favorite F word.
I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change your life.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
Life is tough, but so are you!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party!
Keep calm and eat donuts.
I am not clumsy, I’m just on a secret mission to find out how many things I can drop at once.
I may be a grown-up, but I’m still a kid at heart.
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
If you can’t be a unicorn, be a llama-corn.
Life is too short to wear boring socks.
Happiness is not a destination, it’s a way of life.
Today is a good day for a good day.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
The only time I’m not sarcastic is when I’m asleep.
I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing to the beat of my own drum.
I’m so cool, ice cubes are jealous.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Who needs a prince charming when you can have a glass of wine?
Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be.
Be a voice, not an echo.
Life is tough, darling, but so are you.
If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
Do what makes you happy, be with someone who makes you smile.
Life is too short for bad vibes or bad hair days.
Stay humble, work hard, and be kind.
Don’t worry, be happy.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
Life is a party, dress like it.
Keep your chin up, your crown is slipping.
Life is short, make every day a party!
Laughter is the best medicine, so keep a good supply on hand.
Don’t take life too seriously, it’s not like you’re getting out alive.
If you can’t remember the last time you laughed until your stomach hurt, you’re doing it wrong.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.
Friday is my favorite F word.
I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change your life.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
Life is tough, but so are you!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party!
Keep calm and eat donuts.
I am not clumsy, I’m just on a secret mission to find out how many things I can drop at once.
I may be a grown-up, but I’m still a kid at heart.
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
If you can’t be a unicorn, be a llama-corn.
Life is too short to wear boring socks.
Happiness is not a destination, it’s a way of life.
Today is a good day for a good day.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
The only time I’m not sarcastic is when I’m asleep.
I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing to the beat of my own drum.
I’m so cool, ice cubes are jealous.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Who needs a prince charming when you can have a glass of wine?
Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be.
Be a voice, not an echo.
Life is tough, darling, but so are you.
If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
Do what makes you happy, be with someone who makes you smile.
Life is too short for bad vibes or bad hair days.
Stay humble, work hard, and be kind.
Don’t worry, be happy.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
Life is a party, dress like it.
Keep your chin up, your crown is slipping.
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