Fml quotes
Life is like a never-ending roller coaster, and FML is my favorite ride.
Sometimes I think my life is a sitcom, but unfortunately, I don’t have a laugh track.
FML stands for Finding My Lost sanity.
If my life were a TV show, it would be a never-ending marathon of unfortunate events.
I have a PhD in FML-ology.
Sometimes I feel like the universe is playing a horrible prank on me, and I forgot to laugh.
FML should be an Olympic sport, because I would definitely win gold.
I’m not a pessimist, I’m just an expert at FML.
My life is an FML meme waiting to happen.
FML: Fighting My Limitations.
My life is a series of plot twists, and none of them are in my favor.
FML is my go-to phrase for everyday mishaps and mistakes.
If life gives you lemons, step on them and hope for better luck.
FML is the theme song of my life.
In my next life, I’m coming back as a cat. They seem to have it all figured out.
Every day is a new opportunity for FML.
When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.
FML: Forever Moving on from Letdowns.
I’m fluent in FML and sarcasm.
My life is a series of unfortunate events, but at least I have a sense of humor about it.
I’m on a first name basis with Murphy, as in Murphy’s Law.
FML should stand for ‘Funny Moments List,’ because that’s all I can do at this point.
If my life were a book, it would be titled ‘Failing Forward.’
FML: Finding Myself Laughing.
If my life were a recipe, disaster would be the main ingredient.
Sometimes I feel like life is testing my ability to remain sane, and I’m failing miserably.
My life is a continuous loop of FML moments.
FML: Forever Making Lemonade.
The struggle is real, and so is my collection of FML stories.
FML keeps my life interesting, if nothing else.
FML is the soundtrack to my life, and it’s on repeat.
My life is like a game show, and FML is the recurring puzzle I can never solve.
If my life were a movie, it would be the comedy of errors nobody asked for.
FML: Finding My Laughter.
I’m the CEO of FML, and I’m currently hiring for a position called ‘Good Luck.’
My life is like a comedy sketch, and FML is my punchline.
FML: Forever Mastering Levity.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m starring in a Truman Show-inspired reality series called FML.
My life is a roller coaster ride, and FML is the part where I lose my stomach.
FML: Finding More Laughter.
Wherever I go, FML follows like my shadow. I just can’t shake it off.
One day, I’ll write a memoir called ‘Failing My Way to Success.’
If life gave you lemons, it probably stole your sugar and burned down your kitchen too.
FML is my therapy session.
I’m strategically turning my FML moments into hilarious anecdotes for future entertainment purposes.
My life is a sitcom, and FML is the laugh track that never fails to play.
FML: Forever My Lackluster adventures.
If life handed out awards for FML moments, I’d have a trophy case.
FML is my superpower, but unfortunately, there’s no team relying on it.
I’ve turned FML into an art form, and I’m always searching for the next masterpiece.