Flight of the Conchords Quotes

I’m not crying, I’m just allergic to jerks.

I’m not a nerd, I’m just a really dedicated fan of Flight of the Conchords.

Bret and Jemaine are like the Beatles of comedy.

I wish I had a pet rhymenoceros.

Trying to impress women with your singing skills is like trying to impress fish with your swimming skills.

If you’re not into Flight of the Conchords, you’re missing out on some serious comedic genius.

Bret and Jemaine have the power to turn sad songs into hilarious ones.

Their lyrics are so clever, they could make Shakespeare jealous.

I can’t help but laugh every time I listen to their songs.

Flight of the Conchords has the ability to turn any situation into comedy gold.

I would trade all my worldly possessions for a chance to see them live.

Their humor is so dry, it could use a glass of water.

Bret and Jemaine are the kings of awkward humor.

Their accents just make everything they say funnier.

I wish they would release a new album every week.

Listening to Flight of the Conchords is like getting a musical comedy massage for your brain.

I can’t decide if I want to be Bret or Jemaine when I grow up.

They are proof that you don’t need a big budget to make amazing comedy.

The world would be a better place if everyone had the same sense of humor as Flight of the Conchords.

If only more people knew about the comedic brilliance of Flight of the Conchords.

Their songs are a perfect blend of cleverness and silliness.

Bret and Jemaine are the heroes the comedy world needs.

I can’t help but smile whenever I hear Flight of the Conchords.

Their songs are like a breath of fresh comedic air.

Flight of the Conchords is the cure for a bad day.

Listening to their songs is like going on a musical comedy adventure.

I can’t imagine a world without the comedic brilliance of Flight of the Conchords.

Why can’t every TV show be as funny as Flight of the Conchords?

Their songs are so catchy, they should come with a warning label.

If laughter is the best medicine, Flight of the Conchords should be available on prescription.

If you’re not laughing, you’re not living.

Bret and Jemaine have the power to make even the grumpiest person smile.

Their songs are like little bursts of comedic sunshine.

Listening to them is like taking a vacation from reality.

If I had a dollar for every time Flight of the Conchords made me laugh, I would be a millionaire.

I wish they would do a world tour and bring their comedic genius to every corner of the globe.

Their humor is so unique, it’s like nothing else out there.

I’m convinced Bret and Jemaine are comedic geniuses sent from another planet.

Their songs have the power to turn any frown upside down.

I can’t think of a better way to spend an evening than watching Flight of the Conchords.

If laughter is the key to happiness, Flight of the Conchords holds the key to the universe.

Their songs are so good, they should come with a warning label – danger: excessive laughter ahead.

I would trade all of my worldly possessions for a chance to write a song with Bret and Jemaine.

Their humor is like a fine wine – it only gets funnier with age.

I can’t decide if I want to marry Bret or Jemaine. Can I have both?

Their songs are like little slices of comedic heaven.

If you’re feeling down, just listen to Flight of the Conchords – instant mood booster.

Bret and Jemaine are proof that comedy can be intelligent and silly at the same time.

Their songs are like little nuggets of comedic gold.

If you haven’t discovered the comedic brilliance of Flight of the Conchords, you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest pleasures.