Fishing Quotes Funny

Fishing is like yoga, except I still get to eat a burger.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of nature and my fishing rod.

My best catch of the day? A tan.

Fishing is my reel therapy.

Who needs a therapist when you have a fishing rod?

Fishing: the only time sitting around doing nothing is acceptable.

I’m not a hoarder, I just have an extensive collection of fishing gear.

I fish so much, I have a mermaid on speed dial.

Fishing: the art of pretending to work while doing nothing.

I don’t always fish, but when I do, I catch the big ones.

I fish better with a cold beer in my hand.

Fishing: the only sport where the equipment costs more than the fish.

I’m not lazy, I just prefer to conserve my energy for reeling in big fish.

I may not be the best fisherman, but I’m definitely the best at untangling fishing lines.

Fishing is my personal version of Netflix and chill.

I fish because punching people is frowned upon.

I like long walks on the beach, if they end with fishing.

If fishing were easy, it would be called your mom’s job.

I fish because adulting is hard.

If you can’t remember how old you are, just count the rings on your fishing rod.

I’m sorry, I can’t come to work today. I have a fish calling my name.

I only hear ‘blah, blah, blah’ until someone mentions fishing.

I’m so much cooler online… with my fishing pictures.

Fishing: where even bad days are good days.

I’m not addicted to fishing. I just have a strong preference for it.

Keep calm and fish on.

Fishing is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna hook.

If fishing were easy, it would be called your mom’s job.

All I need is a rod, a reel, and a beer… not necessarily in that order.

I don’t always fish, but when I do, I catch a sunburn.

Fishing: the only time I pretend to be patient.

I caught a fish this big!… No, seriously, where’s my ruler?

Fishing is my escape from reality… or is it the other way around?

Life is too short to worry about untangling fishing lines.

I don’t need a therapist, I have my fishing gear.

Reeling in a big fish is the closest thing to a victory parade I’ll ever have.

Fishing: the art of doing nothing, but feeling accomplished.

Fishing: where beer goggles can lead to big fish stories.

I may not be a professional fisherman, but I have a PhD in napping on fishing boats.

Fishing is a sport that requires sitting down and drinking beer – I’m a professional athlete.

If fishing were easy, they’d call it your mom’s hobby.

I fish so much, my family thinks I have gills.

I fish because schlepping office supplies just doesn’t have the same allure.

I fish so much, I’ve mastered the art of talking to fish.

Can’t touch this… unless it’s a fish and it’s on my hook.

I fish so much, I’ve developed sonar for locating the best fishing spots.

I fish because fishing requires less math than my day job.

Fishing: my favorite way to flirt with Father Nature.

I fish because talking to fish is more interesting than most people.

Fishing: the only time I willingly touch slimy things.