Feisty and Witty – Angry Sarcastic Quotes to Spice Up Your Day

Oh, I’m sorry. Did my sarcasm completely ruin your day?

Nothing brings people together like a mutual hatred for stupidity.

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just fluent in smartass.

Please continue talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.

Oh wow, you’re so original. No one has ever said that before.

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just gifted in the art of verbal irony.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

If you listen closely, you can hear my eyes roll.

Sarcasm: the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

You’re right, I’m sorry. I forgot that I only exist to entertain you.

Oh, you’re offended by my sarcasm? Please, let me fetch my tiny violin.

I should come with a warning label: Sarcasm may be hazardous to your ego.

I speak fluent sarcasm, but unfortunately, not everyone understands my language.

Don’t mistake my sarcasm for rudeness. It’s just my way of expressing affection.

I see you’ve reached your daily quota of stupidity. Congrats!

Sarcasm is my only superpower. Don’t make me use it against you.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me sarcastic, I’d have enough money to drown out their voice.

I’m sorry if my sarcastic comments are confusing. It’s not my fault you can’t keep up.

Sarcasm is my second language. Right after profanity.

Your face would look much better if you smiled. Oh wait, I forgot. It already looks like that.

Oh, you didn’t mean for that to offend me? Well, congratulations on achieving the opposite.

I’m sorry, I can’t help it if sarcasm runs in my veins instead of blood.

Oh, you think you’re clever? Please, enlighten me with your vast knowledge of stupidity.

I apologize for my sarcasm, but you seem to be lacking in common sense.

Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I’m sarcastic and I know it. It’s just one of my many flaws.

I can’t stop the sarcasm. It’s like a reflex at this point.

Is there an award for stupidity? Because you’d definitely win first place.

I didn’t choose the sarcastic life. The sarcastic life chose me.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did the truth hurt?

Sarcasm: because punching someone in the face is frowned upon.

You should have been born with a warning label: Danger, stupidity ahead.

I’ll stop being sarcastic when people stop being idiots.

I’m not sarcastic. I just have a funny way of showing people that they’re idiots.

I’m sorry if my sarcasm doesn’t align with your fragile ego.

You’re right. I should be more like you – boring and devoid of any personality.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did the truth offend you? Maybe you should look in the mirror.

Sarcasm is my defense mechanism against stupidity. And trust me, it’s working overtime.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sounds of my eyes rolling.

Oh, you’re going to insult me? Bring it on. I’ve heard it all before.

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just allergic to stupidity.

If stupidity were a superpower, you’d be unstoppable.

If my sarcasm offends you, please let me know so I can do it again.

Oh, I didn’t realize that your opinion was so important to me. Let me drop everything and care.

You’re right. I am sarcastic. Because life is just so full of rainbows and unicorns.

I’m sorry, my sarcasm is a bit rusty. It’s been a while since I dealt with someone as dumb as you.

Sarcasm is my second language. Being nice was just too exhausting.

If you don’t understand my sarcasm, then you’re exactly the person I’m mocking.

My level of sarcasm is directly related to your level of stupidity.