Evil Dead Memorable Quotes: A Tribute to Classic Horror

I’m not a murderer. I just chopped up my girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that make me a bad guy?

You know, it’s strange. I feel like I’ve been here before.

Hail to the king, baby.

Come get some.

We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?

My name is Ash and I am a slave.

Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun.

This… is my BOOMSTICK!

I may be bad, but I feel good.

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

I’m through being their garbage boy. I did my part. Now it’s their turn.

Let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick!

Who’s laughing now?

It wasn’t always like this. I had a real life, once. A job.

I’ll swallow your soul!

We can be the lords of this earth. All we need to do is summon our master from the bowels of hell.

Alright, let’s unlock your death’s door.

You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you.

Groovy.

I may be bad… but I feel good.

Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

You know, your shoelace is untied.

I got news for you, pal. You ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town.

Baby, you got real ugly.

Hail to the king, baby.

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.

We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?

This is my boomstick!

Come get some.

You gotta be f*cking kidding.

Swallow this.

What’s the matter? Old lady steal your horse?

Give me some sugar, baby.

That’ll teach you to touch a man’s sacred underwear.

You found me beautiful once…

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Looks like we’re gonna be here the rest of our natural lives.

Groovy.

You know, your shoelace is untied.

Groovy.

We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick!

Klaatu Barada Nikto.

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

I may be bad… but I feel good.

This is my boomstick!

Hail to the king, baby.

I got news for you, pal. You ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Let’s get the hell out of here.

Come to papa!

Swallow this.

Yo, she-bitch, let’s go!

Well hello Mister Fancypants!

Are you me? Are you you? Are we? us?

You’re going down. Chainsaw!