Duck Dynasty Quotes
Happy, happy, happy!
When in doubt, blow it up!
Sometimes you gotta slap a little duct tape on it and call it good.
A true redneck doesn’t need instructions. Just give us some duct tape and a beer.
The two things that will fix any problem: duct tape and WD-40.
We might not be the brightest crayons in the box, but we sure know how to have a good time.
Faith, family, and facial hair – the three pillars of our dynasty.
We didn’t choose the redneck life, the redneck life chose us.
A duck call is the most essential tool in a redneck’s arsenal.
If you can’t grow a beard, go home.
Life is better with a good hunting dog by your side.
In our family, camouflage is considered formalwear.
Is there such thing as too much camo? I think not.
You can take the redneck out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the redneck.
The secret to catching a frog is patience and a good frog gig.
There’s nothing like the feeling of a cool breeze in your beard.
Contrary to popular belief, rednecks are not afraid of the dark. We were born in it.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of duck calls.
If it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough duct tape on it.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a redneck. Then always be a redneck.
A redneck’s survival kit: beer, ammo, and a duck call.
There’s no such thing as too much hunting gear.
When life gets tough, put on some camo and keep on truckin’.
We may not have a fancy education, but we can out-hunt, out-fish, and out-work anyone.
Being a redneck means embracing the simple pleasures in life.
The sound of a duck call is music to our ears.
Don’t underestimate the power of a redneck’s ingenuity.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his beard.
Rednecks may not have a lot of money, but we’re rich in good times and good friends.
We don’t need a fancy mansion – just give us a cabin in the woods and a campfire to gather around.
There’s nothing like the smell of gunpowder and a fresh catch on the grill.
In the words of my grandpappy, ‘Keep it simple, stupid.’
Redneck wisdom: never trust a man who can’t change a tire or fix a leaky faucet.
Our motto: work hard, play harder.
A redneck’s idea of heaven is a muddy field, a cold beer, and a good old-fashioned fish fry.
If you can’t appreciate a good hog call, you’re missing out on life.
Rednecks may not have fancy pedigree, but we know how to make the best of any situation.
The key to a happy life: good friends, good food, and a good duck blind.
There’s no better way to start the day than with a cup of coffee and a sunrise over the duck pond.
It’s not about how much you have, it’s about how much you enjoy what you have.
A true redneck is at home in the great outdoors.
Rednecks may not be the most sophisticated bunch, but we sure know how to have a good time.
There’s nothing more satisfying than a successful hunting trip and a freezer full of wild game.
In a world full of high-tech gadgets, sometimes all you need is a good ol’ pocket knife.
We may not have the fanciest toys, but we have the wildest adventures.
The best advice my daddy ever gave me: ‘If it ain’t made of metal, it ain’t worth your time.’
We may not have a lot of rules, but one thing is non-negotiable – respect for the outdoors.
Rednecks know that the best way to solve a problem is with a little elbow grease and a lot of determination.
A good pair of boots and a shotgun – the essential tools of a redneck’s trade.
We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to make the most of what we’ve got.