Dennis Reynolds Quotes

I’m a five-star man!

I don’t just want the waitress, I want to destroy her.

I’ve got a bleeder.

I have a system, Dee. First, I warm them up with a little canned wine. Then, I let them know I have a bunch of knives. And if all else fails, I play the bad boy card.

I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not living.

I’m not crazy, I’m free.

I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want because I’m rich!

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the ending of a movie.

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

I’m a golden god!

I don’t think we’re going to get any of that sweet sympathy from this one, guys.

The trampoline store is open!

I am not standing next to this piece of shit!

I’m going to get mine. I’m going to get mine.

Listen to me, not with your ears, but with your soul.

I will smash your face into a- into a jelly!

I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sow a flag. Gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!

I’m a five-star man. I’m a Van Gogh painting, I’m a Picasso!

I’m going to be pumping those septics, Charlie. I’ve been a rich bitch, I’ve been a poor bitch. Rich is better.

Dennis Reynolds Quotes part 2

If I wanted Charlie’s lips on my body, I’d just bang my sister.

I am God. If you do not do everything I say, you shall suffer.

I bring the thunder down upon you.

Get bent, Detective Dick!

The name’s not important. The objective is.

I’m more machine now than man.

I think more about how to not get caught than anyone I know.

I laugh at the absurdity of the world and spit in the face of danger!

World-record on the slopes! I ski without poles for maximum speed!

I will shred you like a cabbage, leaving nothing but scraps for the compost heap of life!

You think I can’t hang in a fortress highlands? I can hang in a fortress highlands.

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

If we get rid of all the soup nazis, then all we will have left is the Nazis.

Free-range, non-GMO, gluten-free, carb-free, cage-free, soy- free, opportunity machine.

I have become death, destroyer of worlds.

I didn’t go to college. In fact, I don’t have a job. I’m no one’s leader or role model. And now all of a sudden, it’s my responsibility to care? I don’t.

I will strike my enemies down with the wrath of a vengeful god!

My first try was in… Thailand. I was nine.

You know what I do? I’m a Golden god! I’m unbeatable! I do karate while inside of you!

I’ve got a dark side. I know how to manipulate men.

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

I am the master of my own domain.

I’m a hell of a lot smarter than you think.

If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be so damn cute.

I’m doing it for the guns and the glory!

I am impervious to fear and pain.

I’m as successful as I want to be. I have no problem with money or success. It’s the opposite of a problem.

We don’t negotiate with little people.

I’m a gangster. I’m out of control. And I love it.

I’m just getting started, boys. It’s going to be biblical.