Dean Wormer Quotes

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

We have top men working on it right now.

Zero-point-zero!

You’re all worthless and weak.

I didn’t get where I am today by being the nice guy.

I’m just trying to run a university here, not a zoo.

I don’t care how you feel, I care how you perform.

You think this is a joke? Well, this is my life’s work.

If I were you, I’d start kissing my sorry ass goodbye.

You’re expelled, and don’t even think about coming back.

There’s a time for messing around and a time for serious business. This is serious business.

I’ll be watching you like a hawk, waiting for you to slip up.

I didn’t become Dean to be everyone’s friend.

Dean Wormer Quotes part 2

You’re all a bunch of degenerates.

You think you can break the rules and get away with it? Think again.

I’ve seen it all, and I’m not impressed.

You’re on thin ice, my friend.

If you’re not willing to put in the work, you don’t deserve to be here.

I expect nothing but excellence from each and every one of you.

You can’t hide from me. I know everything that goes on in this school.

You may think you’re clever, but I’m one step ahead of you.

I’ve dealt with people like you before, and trust me, you won’t win.

I don’t tolerate failure. Not now, not ever.

You’re treading on dangerous ground, my friend.

You’re lucky I’m giving you a second chance.

You’re all a disgrace to this institution.

Do you think you’re special? Newsflash: you’re not.

I’ve seen promising students like you crash and burn. Don’t be one of them.

You’ll never be able to cheat your way out of this, believe me.

You want to play games? I’ll show you how it’s done.

Your excuses are as empty as your future.

I won’t rest until I’ve weeded out all the troublemakers.

You’re just another number to me, and trust me, that’s not a good thing.

If you want to succeed, you’re going to have to earn it.

I don’t have time for your nonsense.

I’ve got the power, and I’m not afraid to use it.

You think you’re invincible? Let me assure you, you’re not.

I don’t need your respect, but you will respect my authority.

You want to challenge me? You’re going to regret it.

I don’t believe in second chances, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.

I don’t make mistakes. I make examples.

You’re all just pawns in my game.

You think you’re smart? I’ve seen smarter and they all ended up on the streets.

Your grades are a reflection of your character, or lack thereof.

You’re not here to make friends, you’re here to learn.

You’re skating on thin ice, my friend, and it’s about to crack.

I have high standards, and I expect you to meet them.

I’ll crush you, and then I’ll move on to the next challenge.

You want my respect? Earn it.

You’re all just wasting my time.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

We have top men working on it right now.

Zero-point-zero!

You’re all worthless and weak.

I didn’t get where I am today by being the nice guy.

I’m just trying to run a university here, not a zoo.

I don’t care how you feel, I care how you perform.

You think this is a joke? Well, this is my life’s work.

If I were you, I’d start kissing my sorry ass goodbye.

You’re expelled, and don’t even think about coming back.

There’s a time for messing around and a time for serious business. This is serious business.

I’ll be watching you like a hawk, waiting for you to slip up.

I didn’t become Dean to be everyone’s friend.

You’re all a bunch of degenerates.

You think you can break the rules and get away with it? Think again.

I’ve seen it all, and I’m not impressed.

You’re on thin ice, my friend.

If you’re not willing to put in the work, you don’t deserve to be here.

I expect nothing but excellence from each and every one of you.

You can’t hide from me. I know everything that goes on in this school.

You may think you’re clever, but I’m one step ahead of you.

I’ve dealt with people like you before, and trust me, you won’t win.

I don’t tolerate failure. Not now, not ever.

You’re treading on dangerous ground, my friend.

You’re lucky I’m giving you a second chance.

You’re all a disgrace to this institution.

Do you think you’re special? Newsflash: you’re not.

I’ve seen promising students like you crash and burn. Don’t be one of them.

You’ll never be able to cheat your way out of this, believe me.

You want to play games? I’ll show you how it’s done.

Your excuses are as empty as your future.

I won’t rest until I’ve weeded out all the troublemakers.

You’re just another number to me, and trust me, that’s not a good thing.

If you want to succeed, you’re going to have to earn it.

I don’t have time for your nonsense.

I’ve got the power, and I’m not afraid to use it.

You think you’re invincible? Let me assure you, you’re not.

I don’t need your respect, but you will respect my authority.

You want to challenge me? You’re going to regret it.

I don’t believe in second chances, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.

I don’t make mistakes. I make examples.

You’re all just pawns in my game.

You think you’re smart? I’ve seen smarter and they all ended up on the streets.

Your grades are a reflection of your character, or lack thereof.

You’re not here to make friends, you’re here to learn.

You’re skating on thin ice, my friend, and it’s about to crack.

I have high standards, and I expect you to meet them.

I’ll crush you, and then I’ll move on to the next challenge.

You want my respect? Earn it.

You’re all just wasting my time.