Dean Winchester Quotes

Saving people, hunting things. The family business.

Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick!

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

I’m Batman!

Well, aren’t you just a fun-planning little ray of sunshine.

I killed Hitler. I think I can handle a couple of fake ghostbusters.

You’re like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.

I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.

What’s dead should stay dead.

You know what? There’s a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!

I lost my shoe.

I’m not gonna die in a hospital, where the nurses aren’t even hot!

Cass, get out of my ass!

Remember when we used to just hunt wendigos?

You fudgin’ touch me again, I’ll fudgin’ kill ya!

What the hell? Are you staring at me or her?

When we were young, we’d talk about escaping to Morocco or Fiji or someplace. And the cool thing was that it didn’t matter where – we would just go. We knew that as long as we were together, that was home.

Demons, I get. People are crazy.

You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Werewolves are…sexy.

Once a wise man told me, ‘Family don’t end in blood.’ But it doesn’t start there either.

Enjoy your free stripper, courtesy of the Dean Winchester recovery tour.

All right, Terry, you keep an eye out for Sammy, huh? Just don’t shoot him.

I’m glad you called. We got a little lost on the way over.

I don’t speak Dracula.

You don’t just go out for a beer and end up chasing demons.

I’ll interrogate the cat.

I don’t know, Cas, people who’ve had their hearts ripped out tend to get a little emotional.

Hey, man. Beer me.

I’m Batman. And I hate flying.

Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

I’ll be the boyfriend in this little play.

Come here, let me touch it. I’m still not sure if you’re real.

Hey, I’m a posse magnet. I’m like the friggin’ anti-Christ.

Don’t worry about saving your soul, ’cause I think you’re already damned.

Smells like…luci.

Son of a bitch!

Straight talk, boys. The FBI’s been on my ass for weeks.

Yeah? And what about after? Like when you’re awake drenched in sweat, your heart racing. You ever feel guilty for all the people you couldn’t save?

See, that attitude right there? That is why I always got the extra cookie.

You know what? There’s a ton of lore on Unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride around on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows out of their ass!

Well, you make me feel like one.

I’m a grower, not a shower.

Well, Halelujah and onions!

Aw, salty? Do I look all right to you?

Aw, man, I shot the sheriff.

This is my car. No one drives Baby but me.

Squirrelled away?

Fine. I’ll do it myself.

I think I just jammed my gun arm.

You were golden. You were God’s favorite.