Dale Gribble Quotes

The government can’t control me, man. I’m like a free agent flying solo.

People think I’m a conspiracy nut, but I prefer to think of myself as a truth seeker.

You never know who’s listening, man. Keep your voice down and watch your back.

Big Brother is always watching, but with the right equipment, you can watch Big Brother too.

I might not have a fancy degree, but I’ve got street smarts and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

I’ve got a long list of enemies, but I also have an even longer list of disguises.

Trust no one, believe nothing, and always question everything.

If you think the truth is out there, just wait until you see what’s hidden in Area 5

I’ve uncovered mysteries that would make Mulder and Scully’s heads spin.

I may not be a superhero, but I’m a vigilante against the forces of government control.

You can call me crazy, but I prefer to think of myself as enlightened.

They may have the power, but I’ve got the knowledge. And knowledge is power.

The truth isn’t always convenient, but it’s always worth seeking.

I’ve been called a crackpot, a kook, and a fool, but I’ve also been called a hero.

I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure the aliens are among us.

They say ignorance is bliss, but I’d rather be awake and aware than living in a lie.

I may not have all the answers, but I can definitely ask the right questions.

The truth is like a puzzle, and I’m the master of putting the pieces together.

I’ve got more gadgets than Batman and more smarts than Sherlock Holmes.

In a world of lies and deception, I’m the beacon of truth and justice.

I’m like a modern-day cowboy, fighting against the corrupt powers that be.

I may not be on the CIA’s payroll, but I know more than most agents.

Trust is a fragile thing, and I’ve learned not to give it out so easily.

Every dark secret has its day, and I’m here to shine a light on them.

I may not have a badge, but I’ve got a keen eye for injustice.

They underestimate me because I’m just a simple exterminator. Their mistake.

The world may be a scary place, but that’s why I keep my bug-out bag ready.

The truth is like a slippery eel, but I’m like a master fisherman.

I’ve got a tinfoil hat for protection and a heart full of truth.

I don’t need a team of experts to solve a mystery. I’m a one-man X-Files.

They think they can control us, but they don’t know who they’re dealing with.

I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe, and I’ve lived to tell the tale.

I may not have a license to kill, but I’ve got a license to uncover the truth.

They can spy on us, but they can’t break our spirit of resistance.

The government might think they’re in control, but they’ve underestimated the power of the people.

I may not have all the answers, but I can smell a cover-up from a mile away.

Some call me a hero, others call me a nutjob. I prefer to think of myself as a truth warrior.

The truth can be a dangerous thing, but it’s the only thing worth fighting for.

I’ve got a map of conspiracies tattooed on my brain. Care to take a tour?

They’ve tried to silence me, but they don’t realize that ideas are bulletproof.

They may have the power, but I’ve got the truth. And the truth always wins.

I may not have a PhD, but I’ve got a PhD in truth and justice.

They say curiosity killed the cat, but it also uncovered some pretty wild conspiracies.

I may not have all the answers, but I’ve got a knack for asking the right questions.

The truth is like a labyrinth, and I’m the master of finding my way out.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear tinfoil hats and carry pocket-sized constitutions.

I’ve got a sixth sense for spotting government cover-ups. It’s like a superpower.

I don’t believe in coincidences. Everything happens for a reason, and I’m here to find out why.

They may laugh at me now, but they won’t be laughing when the truth comes out.