Cotton Hill Quotes – Celebrating the Irreverent Wisdom of King of the Hill’s Patriarch

I lost my shins in the war, but I didn’t lose my sense of humor.

War may have taken my legs, but it can’t take away my pride.

I may be old, but I can still whip any young whippersnapper’s butt.

I fought in two wars, and I’ll be damned if I let anyone forget it.

I may be a hillbilly, but I’m a proud hillbilly.

Life is like a battlefield, you have to fight for what you want.

I may have been a mean drill sergeant, but I made soldiers out of boys.

A good soldier never gives up, even when the going gets tough.

I may be a grumpy old man, but I’ve earned the right to be.

Sometimes you have to be tough to survive, and surviving is all that matters.

I may not have all my body parts, but I have more fight in me than most.

Age is just a number, it’s what’s inside that counts.

I may be missing my shins, but I’m still standing tall.

Pain is temporary, but victory is forever.

I may have lost the war, but I never lost my spirit.

No one can break me, I’m unbreakable.

Don’t mess with a war veteran, we’ve seen things you couldn’t even imagine.

I fought for my country, and I’d do it all over again.

I may not be able to walk, but I can still kick your ass.

I may have lost my legs, but I gained a new perspective on life.

War is hell, but it made me who I am.

I may have scars, but they remind me of the battles I’ve won.

I may be an old man, but I’m not ready to die just yet.

I didn’t choose the war, but I chose to fight.

I may be disabled, but I’m still a force to be reckoned with.

You can’t keep a good man down, even if he’s missing a few body parts.

I may have lost my legs, but I’ll never lose my sense of humor.

War doesn’t define me, it’s just one chapter in my life.

I may be a war hero, but all I really want is a good barbecue.

I may be in a wheelchair, but I can still kick your sorry ass.

I may have lost my legs, but I gained a whole new perspective on life.

You think losing my legs was bad? Try losing the war.

I may be old, but I’m still young at heart.

I may not have legs, but I have twice the heart of any able-bodied person.

You may have all your body parts, but I have something you’ll never have – true grit.

I may be a war veteran, but I’ll never stop fighting.

I don’t need legs to kick some sense into you.

I fought for my country, and I’ll be damned if I let anyone forget it.

I may be wheelchair-bound, but my spirit soars.

I may be disabled, but my mind is as sharp as ever.

I may not have legs, but I have a heart that’s as strong as steel.

I may have lost my legs, but I found a new purpose in life.

I may have been wounded in battle, but I’m not broken.

I may be missing my shins, but my spirit can never be broken.

I may be physically disabled, but mentally I’m still a force to be reckoned with.

I may not have legs, but I have the heart of a lion.

I may be confined to a wheelchair, but my mind is still free.

I may have lost the battle, but I’ll keep fighting the war.

I may have lost my legs, but I’ll never lose my courage.

I may be a disabled veteran, but I’m still a hero in my own right.