Ugh, as if!
I don’t rely on mirrors, so I always take polaroids.
My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
I’m doing a makeover on my soul and it’s a pretty intense process.
I’m not a snack, I’m the whole meal.
I’m allergic to cheap words and mediocre vibes.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
If looks could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.
It’s not my fault that I have a magnetic personality.
My hobbies include overthinking, excessive shopping, and judging people silently.
I’m fluent in sarcasm, saltiness, and sass.
I’m too fabulous to fit in a box.
I’m a queen, and only the most noteworthy can approach my throne.
I’m like a diamond, rare and precious.
I’m not just a pretty face, I have a pretty big bank account too.
Not everyone can handle this level of fabulousness.
My middle name is ‘extra’, and I’m proud of it.
If you’re not ready to handle my sparkle, step aside.
I’m not here to fit into your world, I’m here to create my own.
I’m living proof that blondes have more fun.
My style is as unique as my personality.
I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be exceptional.
I don’t need your approval, I have my own.
I’m like a shooting star, rare and unforgettable.
I’m allergic to basicness. It’s a serious condition.
I’m not afraid to shine, even if it blinds some people.
I’m not just a pretty face, I have brains too, you know.
I’m a diva in training, and I’m confident I’ll pass with flying colors.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my fabulousness.
I’m charm personified, and resistance is futile.
I’m not waiting for my prince charming, I’m slaying dragons on my own.
I’m the CEO of my own life, and I make all the decisions.
I’m not here to fit into a mold, I’m here to break them.
I’m a trendsetter, not a follower.
I’m like an espresso shot, strong and unforgettable.
I’m not here to play small, I’m here to conquer the world.
I’m a masterpiece in progress, and I’m worth every brushstroke.
I’m not just a pretty face, I have a killer personality too.
I’m a phoenix rising from the ashes, and I won’t be stopped.
I’m not here to be liked, I’m here to be respected.
I’m like a firework, lighting up the sky with my brilliance.
I’m not a damsel in distress, I’m a superhero in high heels.
I’m too fabulous for anyone’s negativity to bring me down.
I’m a diamond in a world of pebbles.
I’m not worried about fitting in, I’m focused on standing out.
I’m like a rare gem, beautiful and priceless.
I’m not here to blend in, I’m here to shine.
I’m a force to be reckoned with, and I won’t be underestimated.
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