Cheshire Cat Quotes

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

All the best people are.

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

We’re all mad here.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

If you don’t know where you want to go, then it doesn’t matter which path you take.

Every adventure requires a first step.

You have to be odd to be number one.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked.

Why, sometimes I’ve believed in as many as six impossible things before breakfast!

Oh, ’tis love, ’tis love, that makes the world go round.

Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

Most everyone’s mad here.

Oh you can’t help that, said the cat, we’re all mad here.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?

That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, said the Cat.

Well, I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked.

How do you know I’m mad? said Alice.

You must be, said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.

Oh, you can’t help that, said the Cat: we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.

How do you know I’m mad? said Alice.

You must be, said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.

We’re all mad here.

Who are you? said the Caterpillar.

I-I hardly know, Sir, just at present, Alice replied rather shyly, at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, said Alice, because I’m not myself, you see.

I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

This is impossible. Only if you believe it is.

I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.

Be what you would seem to be — or if you’d like it put more simply — never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’ I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

And yet you turned a corner and walked past me – what did they teach you at school? To walk alongside everything and not to turn corners? You must have been taught silly.

But I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked. Oh, you can’t help that, said the Cat: we’re all mad here.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

Better look, then, and make up your mind, said the King to the jury.

We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, said the Cat. I don’t much care where – said Alice. Then it doesn’t matter which way you go, said the Cat.

It’s a curious thing, the more I eat the more I drink, the more I drink the more I eat.

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.

I only said ‘If—’

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.