Catchy and Funny Boating Sayings to Lighten Your Sailing Days
I’m the captain. To avoid mutiny, just agree with my navigation.
You know what rhymes with Friday? Boating.
My therapist is the sea, and my medication is the boat.
Boating – Because being popular on social media is not for everyone.
Sailing: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
If you’re not on my boat, then you’re missing the boat.
Boating: The only place where ‘getting lost’ means finding paradise.
Keep calm and paddle on.
Row, row, row your boat – gently down the stream. If you see a crocodile, don’t forget to scream.
My boat, my rules.
The worst day boating is still better than the best day at work.
Boating is not just a hobby. It’s a way of life.
Messing about in boats ? it?s a serious business!
Pirates never die, they just get a little dinghy.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to boat and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
I don’t need therapy. I just need my boat.
Ropes are for boats, not for people. So, stop pulling my rope.
Nautical nonsense is something I wish.
I like big boats and I cannot lie.
My life, my boat, my rules. Don?t like it? Swim.
If you’re not making waves, you’re not underway!
Boating: the art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
I’m the captain. To quarrel means to walk the plank.
Eat. Sleep. Boat. Repeat.
Boats & hoe’s: making good times better!
Without boats, I’d be lost at sea.
It’s all fun and games until the anchor drops.
Red skies at night, sailors delight. Red skies at morning, sailors take warning.
Home is where the anchor drops.
I like big boats and I cannot lie.
Sailing: the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill, while going nowhere slowly at great expense.
Life is better on the boat.
Boat hair, don’t care.
Stay calm and paddle on.
Getting nauti!
Sailing takes me away.
I’m on a boat, everybody look at me!
Boat life is the best life.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat, and that’s pretty close.
Knot working, I’m boating.
Seas the day!
I’m on a sea-food diet. I see food… I eat it.
A bad day on the boat beats a good day at the office.
Who needs therapy? I have a boat.
Whatever floats your boat.
Boat more, worry less.
Oar else!
You say ‘pontoon’, I say ‘party boat’.
Don’t be a dock potato, let’s sail!
Boating: The wetter, the better.
Life on boat waves is a shore thing.
Boats are my therapy.
I’m on a boat. Don’t you ever forget.
I’d rather be lost at sea than found at home.
I’ve got 99 problems, but a boat ain’t one.
Launching my ship of dreams.
A sail a day keeps the doctor away.
Boat hair, don’t care.
Sailing squints? when you can’t find your sunglasses.
No alarm clock needed, my passion wakes me.
Avoid pier pressure, sail free.
Put your oars in the water, and drift.
A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
Anchors the soul, boats lift it.
My wife said it was the boat or her. I miss her sometimes…