Buffy Quotes

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.

Whoever said peroxide was the cure for stupidity?

I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.

In every generation, there is a chosen one.

I’m not a people person.

I’m a vampire slayer.

You think I want to be chosen? I don’t want this.

We saved the world. I say we party.

I’m cookie dough. I’m not done baking.

You have fruit punch mouth.

Don’t you have an elsewhere to be?

Bored now.

I can’t even look at you.

We’ll end it. Then you can go to Hell.

Does it ever get easy?

I love you. I will always love you.

My emotions give me power.

I’m not afraid to die.

I want to wear black and hang out in cemeteries.

I may be a vampire, but I have a soul.

I’m not a role model, I’m a cautionary tale.

I’m the Slayer, I don’t get pedicures. I kill things.

I have holes in my life. You complete me.

I will fight. I will fight no matter the cost.

Death is your gift.

I come with a lifetime guarantee.

People can be so stupid about vampires.

Being called normal? That really scares me.

I’m the Slayer. I’m supposed to be surrounded by danger.

You have to keep up. Life is all about change.

I’m not looking for one of those cradle-robbing, creature of the night things.

I’m not going anywhere. I can’t leave you alone.

I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.

It’s like Mary Poppins’ bag, it just keeps going.

I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of Hell.

I have the weirdest dreams when I pass out.

I ain’t running away.

I don’t want to be the Slayer. I want to be a normal person.

I’m the one who’s supposed to sing and join in the big group hug.

Don’t you love it when people assume you’re evil just because you’re a vampire?

I’m more powerful than you think.

You have no idea what I’m capable of.

I’m a hero, I’m not a role model.

I’m at a weird place in my life right now.

I can handle myself.

I’m the Slayer, I’m supposed to find my way.

I can’t let you touch me.

I know what I am, I’m a monster.

I used to be a witch. It was a drag.