Blazing Saddles Quotes

You can’t handle the truth!

I’m the king of the world!

May the force be with you.

Houston, we have a problem.

Show me the money!

I’ll be back.

Hasta la vista, baby.

I am your father.

E.T. phone home.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Life is short, eat dessert first.

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

When in doubt, dance it out.

Dream big and dare to fail.

Do what you love, love what you do.

Life is tough, but so are you.

Keep calm and carry on.

Live every day like it’s your last.

Surround yourself with positive people.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

Don’t let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.

Don’t be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.