Big Bang Theory Quotes

Bazinga!

I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.

People say I’m crazy. I say I’m eccentric.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested twice.

If outside is so good, why do they have lights inside?

I don’t need sleep. I need answers.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested multiple times.

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested. Thrice.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

Sometimes I get thirsty for knowledge and other times I get thirsty for Mountain Dew.

If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king.

I’m the king of the world… If anyone wants to depose me, they know where to find me.

Love is not a sprint. It’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends with death.

We’re not crazy. We’re just ahead of the curve.

The universe is a lot like a taco. It’s not the filling that matters, it’s the shell.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours..and also scientifically proven.

Knowledge is power. Power is pizza. Pizza is life.

I don’t need luck. I have science.

Just because I am a physicist doesn’t mean I can’t be funny. I have a great theory on humor, but it’s too long for you to understand.

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

I’m not saying I’m God… but no one has ever seen me and God in the same room.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.

I don’t need a girlfriend. I have math.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested thrice.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

I know everything. That is my gift. My curse is that I know everything.

I can resist anything except temptation…and pizza.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours… and it involves quantum physics.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. I tested positive for genius.

I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order… as they should be.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Being popular on the internet is like being rich in Monopoly.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

I’m not shy. I’m just orchestrating my awesomeness in a quiet, orderly fashion.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours…and everyone else’s.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours…and it involves comic books.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested…negative. She must have gotten the results wrong.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours…and involves space-time curvature.

I’m not shy. I’m just studying you all for my next scientific experiment.

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours…and it has a laugh track.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested…positive.

I’m not fat, I’m just gravitationally enhanced.

I’m not fat, I just have an abundance of awesomeness.

I don’t need a real job. I have a Ph.D. in theoretical physics.

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see in this skinny-obsessed society.