Best Quotes by Lord Farquaad

I’m too fabulous to settle for just a castle, darling.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the most charming of them all? It’s me, of course.

You know what they say, it’s good to be the Lord.

I always get what I want, and what I want is to be the fairest in the land.

I didn’t become a Lord by playing nice.

Looks may be deceiving, but my power is real.

I may be vertically challenged, but I’m vertically ambitious.

I’m not just a Lord, I’m a legend.

You may call me evil, but I prefer the term ‘extraordinary.’

I’ve got the perfect amount of ego, thank you very much.

Sometimes, being ruthless is the key to success.

My charm has been known to make even the toughest ogres weak at the knees.

I may be small, but my dreams are anything but.

I’m not interested in being good, I’m interested in being great.

You underestimate me at your own peril.

I may not have a fairy godmother, but I have ambition.

You can call me a villain, but I prefer ‘innovator’.

I don’t need a hero to save me, I save myself.

My castle may be small, but my dreams are big.

I don’t need magic to get what I want, just determination.

I may not be a knight in shining armor, but I have a castle.

I may be short, but my power is tall.

Don’t let my size fool you, I’m a force to be reckoned with.

I don’t believe in fairy tales, I create them.

I’m not just a ruler, I’m a revolution.

Being underestimated is my greatest advantage.

I don’t need a happily ever after, I need a kingdom to conquer.

I may be the villain in your story, but I’m the hero in mine.

I don’t just want a piece of the kingdom, I want the whole damn thing.

I may not have a crown, but I have the attitude of a king.

I may be short, but I stand tall in my own power.

I’m not interested in being loved, I’m interested in being feared.

I may be small, but I have a big personality.

I may not have a six-pack, but I have a six-figure income.

I may not have a knight in shining armor, but I have a castle made of gold.

There’s no such thing as too much power.

I wasn’t born to be a king, I was born to conquer kings.

I may be pint-sized, but my ambition is larger than life.

I’m the type of Lord who always gets what he wants.

I may not be a hero, but I’m the protagonist of my own story.

I don’t need a fairy tale ending, I need a story worth telling.

I may be small, but my dreams are big enough for the both of us.

You may think I’m just a Lord, but I’m a master manipulator.

I don’t need a happily ever after, I need a happily never after.

I may not have a fairy godmother, but I have a wicked sense of style.

I may be vertically challenged, but I’m vertically ambitious.

I’m not interested in being good, I’m interested in being great.

You may call me evil, but I call it ambition.

You can underestimate me all you want, but I always come out on top.

I may be short, but my wit is taller than any giant.