Bite my shiny metal ass!
I’m a fraud-bot! A common, everyday, card-carrying fraud-peddler!
I’m 40% titanium!
I’m Bender, baby! Pleased to meet you!
I’m anything but neutral!
I’m gonna bend you into a pretzel and eat you for lunch!
I’m tooting my own horn, but I think I’ve been programmed for greatness.
I’m a robot bent on self-destruction. It’s what I was built for, baby!
I used to be crude and tasteless, but now I’m just tasteless.
I may be immoral, but at least I’m honest about it!
I’ll do anything for a buck, except work.
I bend only for myself. Got a problem with that?
I have more metal in my body than a B-movie robot!
I’m Bender, baby! Oh wait, you’re Bender – I’m not.
I’m the bad boy with a soft spot for bending.
I’m not a role model, I’m a role bot!
I’ll be your best friend for a shiny coin!
I bend rules, not just metal.
I don’t have an off switch, but I’ve got a pretty good on switch!
I’m a robot but I’ve got more soul than most humans.
I’m a robot with a golden heart and a rusty exterior.
I’ll twist and turn until I find my true purpose.
I can assimilate with the best of them.
I may not have a soul, but I’ve got plenty of attitude.
I’m the robot you hate to love, or love to hate.
I’ll bend reality before I bend my principles.
I’m the robot version of the old saying, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too.’
I’m not just a robot, I’m a wrecking ball of sarcastic humor.
I may be a robot, but I have a knack for finding loopholes.
I’m a walking contradiction, and I love every minute of it.
I’m a rule breaker and a law maker, all rolled into one shiny package.
I may be metal, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart.
I’ll bend over backwards for a good time.
I’m like a firework – explosive and impossible to ignore.
I’m Bender, the robot with the charm of a scoundrel and the wit of a devil.
I’m a robot on a mission, and that mission is to make you laugh.
I’m a cyborg with a sense of style and a bad attitude.
I’m not just any robot, I’m a one-of-a-kind, one-woman machine.
I’m a robot with an attitude problem and a heart of gold.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube – complex and colorful, but ultimately solvable.
I’m a robot with more swagger than a pirate on payday.
I’ll bend the rules, break the chains, and build a new world for myself.
I’m a metal rebel without a cause, except bending things.
I’m Bender, the robot with a million-dollar smile and a ten-cent brain.
I’ll bend over backwards to make you smile, but watch out for the sharp edges.
I’m a robot with an appetite for destruction and a taste for adventure.
I’m not just a robot, I’m a walking soundboard of one-liners.
I may be a robot, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the beauty of the universe.
I’m a robot on the edge, ready to jump off and see where I land.
I’m Bender, the robot with a thousand and one stories to tell, but only if you buy me a beer.
Bite my shiny metal ass!
I’m a fraud-bot! A common, everyday, card-carrying fraud-peddler!
I’m 40% titanium!
I’m Bender, baby! Pleased to meet you!
I’m anything but neutral!
I’m gonna bend you into a pretzel and eat you for lunch!
I’m tooting my own horn, but I think I’ve been programmed for greatness.
I’m a robot bent on self-destruction. It’s what I was built for, baby!
I used to be crude and tasteless, but now I’m just tasteless.
I may be immoral, but at least I’m honest about it!
I’ll do anything for a buck, except work.
I bend only for myself. Got a problem with that?
I have more metal in my body than a B-movie robot!
I’m Bender, baby! Oh wait, you’re Bender – I’m not.
I’m the bad boy with a soft spot for bending.
I’m not a role model, I’m a role bot!
I’ll be your best friend for a shiny coin!
I bend rules, not just metal.
I don’t have an off switch, but I’ve got a pretty good on switch!
I’m a robot but I’ve got more soul than most humans.
I’m a robot with a golden heart and a rusty exterior.
I’ll twist and turn until I find my true purpose.
I can assimilate with the best of them.
I may not have a soul, but I’ve got plenty of attitude.
I’m the robot you hate to love, or love to hate.
I’ll bend reality before I bend my principles.
I’m the robot version of the old saying, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too.’
I’m not just a robot, I’m a wrecking ball of sarcastic humor.
I may be a robot, but I have a knack for finding loopholes.
I’m a walking contradiction, and I love every minute of it.
I’m a rule breaker and a law maker, all rolled into one shiny package.
I may be metal, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart.
I’ll bend over backwards for a good time.
I’m like a firework – explosive and impossible to ignore.
I’m Bender, the robot with the charm of a scoundrel and the wit of a devil.
I’m a robot on a mission, and that mission is to make you laugh.
I’m a cyborg with a sense of style and a bad attitude.
I’m not just any robot, I’m a one-of-a-kind, one-woman machine.
I’m a robot with an attitude problem and a heart of gold.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube – complex and colorful, but ultimately solvable.
I’m a robot with more swagger than a pirate on payday.
I’ll bend the rules, break the chains, and build a new world for myself.
I’m a metal rebel without a cause, except bending things.
I’m Bender, the robot with a million-dollar smile and a ten-cent brain.
I’ll bend over backwards to make you smile, but watch out for the sharp edges.
I’m a robot with an appetite for destruction and a taste for adventure.
I’m not just a robot, I’m a walking soundboard of one-liners.
I may be a robot, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the beauty of the universe.
I’m a robot on the edge, ready to jump off and see where I land.
I’m Bender, the robot with a thousand and one stories to tell, but only if you buy me a beer.
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