Beard Sayings: The Wisdom and Wit Behind Facial Hair

A beard is a man’s natural armor.

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.

To be without a beard is to be without a soul.

He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.

There?s a name for people without beards…women.

A beard isn?t something you grow, but something you unleash.

Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.

Beards: making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.

Love your beard, it will love you back.

The bigger the beard, the better the man.

A man without a beard is like bread without the crust.

A man doesn’t grow a beard – an awesome beard grows a man.

The beard does not define the man, but the man defines his beard.

There’s a place for men without beards – it’s called the ladies room.

A beard makes a man brave.

Beards, grow what your father gave you.

A beard is the difference between ‘Mr.’ and ‘Sir.’

A beard isn?t just facial hair, it?s a state of mind.

There can be no happiness where there is no wisdom; no wisdom but in submission to the gods. Big words are always punished, and proud men in old age grow ugly with hateful beards.

Being bearded is not a trend, it?s a lifestyle.

A man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.

With great beard comes great responsibility.

A beard is the difference between ‘Mr.’ and ‘Sir.’

Fear the beard, not the man.

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A beard is a gift you give your face.

The beard signifies the courageous.

He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.

With great beard, comes great responsibility.

The world is full of guys, be a man with a beard.

You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.

Beards: Nature’s makeup for men.

There’s a name for people without beards… women!

Beard: the only thing a man can trim and it will grow back stronger.

A man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.

Grow with the flow, let your beard show.

My beard is not a trend, it’s a lifestyle.

Fear the beard, respect the beard.

The longer the beard, the harder the style.

When life gets complicated – I grow a beard.

Life is better with a beard.

Beard on brothers, lead on leaders.

Beneath this beard is a heart of gold.

It’s not just a beard, it’s a passport to awesomeness.

Bearded for her pleasure.