Bart Simpson Quotes: A Collection of Wisdom from an Animated Legend

I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!

Eat my shorts!

I’m through with working! Working is for chumps.

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace!

So, we meet again, Madam Homework. You might say we’re not exactly unfamiliar.

Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

I’m not a nerd, I’m a jock who is too cool to play sports.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!

Girls are lame. Why can’t they think like us guys?

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I’m an underachiever and proud of it, man!

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Ahh. Sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

Nothing you say can upset us. We’re the MTV generation.

I was saying Boo-urns.

There’s only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain’t Santa.

I can’t promise I’ll try.. but I’ll try to try.

I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.

Don’t have a cow, man!

Eat my shorts!

Ay caramba!

It’s Krusty, man! Don’t have a cow!

You’re dammed if you do, and you’re dammed if you don’t.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

I can’t promise I’ll try. But I’ll try to try.

I’m not a nerd, I’m a jock who is too cool for sports.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.

If something’s hard, then it’s not worth doing.

I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!

Oh, boy! Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Animation is not just for kids, it’s for everyone. It’s not about what they can see, it’s about what they can feel.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

This is the worst day of my life. Wait a second … this is the worst day of your life so far.

Show business is my life. When I’m not on camera, I’m thinking about being on camera.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… ay caramba!

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. There’s no way you can prove anything!

I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Eat my shorts.

Ay, caramba!

Don’t have a cow, man!

I’m an underachiever and proud of it.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.

It?s like, ?Pardon me, but you?re cramping my style with your divine right of kings.? It?s a total drag.

It’s just hard not to listen to TV: it?s spent so much more time raising us than you have.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I’m so desperate I’m thinking about reading a book.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump over her, but can’t quite make it.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother!

We are happy family. Can?t you tell by our vacant expressions and our matching sweaters?

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Who could ever have guessed reading and writing would pay off?

Enlightenment is my birthright! Hey, am I old enough to drink coffee yet?

If cartoons were meant for adults, they?d be on prime time.