Bad advice quotes

You should definitely invest all your money in a sketchy cryptocurrency.

Don’t worry about studying for your exam, just wing it!

Why save money when you can spend it all on impulse purchases?

Procrastination is the key to success.

Who needs exercise when you can just binge-watch Netflix all day?

Ignore your problems and they’ll go away.

Why settle for one slice of cake when you can have the whole thing?

Don’t bother with sunscreen, a sunburn is just a sign of a good time!

Make decisions based solely on an impulse, it always works out.

Why bother learning a new skill when you can just pretend to know it?

You don’t need to read the instructions, just figure it out as you go.

Cutting corners is the fastest way to achieve success.

Living in the moment means never planning for the future.

Ignore feedback and criticism, you know best.

Sleep is for the weak, just push through on minimal rest.

Go ahead and text your ex, they definitely want to hear from you.

Burn bridges, it’s much easier than maintaining relationships.

Mistakes are just learning opportunities, so keep making them.

Why apologize when you can blame someone else?

Don’t bother with personal hygiene, it’s overrated anyway.

Always prioritize instant gratification over long-term goals.

Follow your dreams, even if they are completely unrealistic.

Bad advice quotes part 2

Spending all your money on material possessions will bring you happiness.

Trust your instincts, they never lead you astray.

Don’t worry about learning from your mistakes, just keep making new ones.

Take everyone’s advice with a grain of salt, including this one.

Being selfish is the key to a successful relationship.

Ignore your gut feelings, they’re usually wrong anyway.

Problems always solve themselves, so just wait it out.

Why pay bills on time when you can have extra spending money?

Never take breaks, they’re just a waste of time.

The more debt you have, the wealthier you appear.

Never ask for help, it’s a sign of weakness.

Eat whatever you want, calories don’t count on weekends.

Stay in toxic situations, things will eventually get better.

Don’t bother setting boundaries, just let people walk all over you.

Lie about your qualifications, employers won’t check anyway.

Let fear dictate all your decisions, it’s a great motivator.

Avoid taking risks at all costs, safety is key.

Trust strangers blindly, they always mean well.

Don’t waste time planning, just jump right into things.

Never admit fault, deflect and blame others.

Chase after validation from others, it’s the key to happiness.

Why learn from experienced professionals when you can figure it out yourself?

Avoid saving for retirement, live in the moment instead.

Ignore your intuition, it’s usually wrong anyway.

Ignore warning signs in relationships, love conquers all.

Success is all about luck, so just wait for it to come to you.

Don’t bother with a budget, money is meant to be spent.

Ignore self-care, it’s a luxury you can’t afford.