Ash vs. Evil Dead Quotes

Groovy!

I’m the monster that’s gonna send you to that big ol’ drive-in in the sky!

I’ve got a bone to pick with you, deadite!

Time to play some chainsaw symphony!

I may be the king of demons, but today I’m the king of one-liners!

You can’t kill me, I’m groovy to the core!

Hail to the king, baby!

I’m like a human wrecking ball, only with a chainsaw instead!

When you mess with the Deadites, you’re bound to end up a little dead yourself!

I’ve got a ticket to the bloodbath, and you’re the star!

I’m Ash Williams, and I’m here to kick some demon ass!

Prepare to meet your doom, because I’m bringing the boomstick!

Did someone order a can of whoop-ass? Because I’m serving it up!

I’ve got more grooves in my chin than you’ve got in your whole body, deadite!

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well, behold my chainsaw!

I’m the nightmare that demons have nightmares about!

They call me Ash, but you can call me the demon slayer!

I’ve got more moves than Jagger and more charm than Dracula!

You can’t outsmart me, I’ve got both a chainsaw and a brain!

You’re a deadite, I’m a deadite destroyer. It’s a match made in hell!

I’m not just fighting for my life, I’m fighting for the whole damn world!

You may be a demon, but I’m the demonator!

You think you can outdo the king of campy horror? Think again, deadite!

Ever smelled the inside of a chainsaw? It’s about to become your new fragrance!

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a good old chainsaw to the face!

I’m the baddest thing to come out of the cabin, and that includes the evil book!

You think you’re scary? I’ve dated scarier. Trust me, I’ve had a wild life!

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but my chainsaw is!

It’s not a party until a deadite shows up, and I’m here to crash yours!

I don’t need a group therapy session, I just need some good old-fashioned chainsaw therapy!

You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape the chainsaw justice!

They say I have a devilish charm. Well, the devil taught me everything I know!

I’ve got more groove in my step than a disco dancer, and a chainsaw to match!

Want to see what happens when you mess with the wrong guy? Just wait till my chainsaw says hello!

I’m not just a hero, I’m a demon-smashing sensation!

I’ve got a license to kill deadites, and I’m not afraid to use it!

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a chainsaw-wielding badass like me?

I may have a chainsaw for a hand, but I’m still more sophisticated than your average deadite!

Never bring a demon to a chainsaw fight, they’ll always end up on the losing side!

You may be undead, but I’m undead-believably awesome!

I’m not just a one-liner wonder, I’m a chainsaw-wielding wizard of destruction!

You’re not dealing with some ordinary guy, I’m Ash freakin’ Williams!

You think you can take me down? Please, I’ve fought the deadites and won!

I don’t need a superhero cape, I’ve got a chainsaw and a ‘boomstick’!

I’ve got a bone to pick with you, and by bone I mean chainsaw!

I’ve got a hunger for blood, and I’m not talking about mine!

I may have a chainsaw for a hand, but I’ve still got a heart of gold!

You may be evil, but I’m аsh gonna kick your demon behind!

I’m the baddest S-Mart employee you’ll ever meet!

You can throw all the monsters at me that you want, but I’ll always be the last man standing!