Archie Bunker Quotes

You can’t argue with ignorance, because ultimately, it wins every time.

Sometimes, the best way to deal with idiots is to just let them be idiots.

Common sense ain’t so common anymore.

In this world, there are winners and there are losers. Pick a side.

Change is overrated. I like things just the way they are.

Life is a lot like a toilet bowl. It’s full of crap, and you just gotta flush it.

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.

The truth may hurt, but it’s better than living in a lie.

Ignorance is bliss, but stupidity is downright dangerous.

I don’t need no fancy words or education to know what’s right and wrong.

Money talks, but it doesn’t always say something smart.

Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?

The world is full of idiots. It’s our job to survive them.

Political correctness is just another way to suck the life out of everything.

Nobody likes a crybaby. Unless they’re crying because they lost a bet.

In my day, we didn’t need a safe space. We had something called a backbone.

Some people were born to be leaders, and others were born to be idiots.

You can’t solve a problem by pretending it doesn’t exist.

Life’s too short to waste being offended by everything.

If being politically correct means being a sheep, count me out.

There’s a difference between being honest and being a jerk. I prefer the latter.

The world needs more plain-speaking and less sugarcoating.

If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Sometimes, the only way to get through life is with a good sense of humor.

Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone’s got one, and most of them stink.

If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

You can’t fix stupid, but you can definitely make fun of it.

Life’s a bunch of stupid crap, and then you die.

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Unless you’re an idiot, then just give up.

The only thing wrong with the younger generation is their elders.

It’s okay to judge people. Just make sure you do it silently.

Some people do stupid things and call it art. I call it stupidity.

Intelligence is a gift, but common sense is a choice.

I may not have all the answers, but at least I know the questions.

The world would be a better place if idiots came with warning labels.

The best way to deal with idiots is to ignore them. They hate being ignored.

If I had a dollar for every idiot I’ve met, I’d be a billionaire.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

If stupidity were a sport, some people would be Olympic champions.

Life isn’t fair, and neither are idiots.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Idiots just keep making them.

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t.

Listen to your gut. It’s usually smarter than your brain.

Never underestimate the power of an idiot with a keyboard.

You can’t fix stupid, but you can sure as hell laugh at it.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I’m not an idiot.

It’s a sad day when common sense becomes rare.

Life’s too short to waste on idiots. Find the smart ones and stick with them.