Alice quotes – Wisdom and whimsy from Lewis Carroll’s beloved character

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

We’re all mad here.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Sometimes, I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there.

It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

I often give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope!

Alice quotes – Wisdom and whimsy from Lewis Carroll’s beloved character part 2

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself you see.

Curiouser and curiouser.

We’re all madly in love with time.

If you believe in me, I’ll believe in you.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.

It’s always tea time.

If you don’t know where you are going, any road can take you there.

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs! How brave they’ll all think me at home!

It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.

You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.

Off with their heads!

I can’t remember things as I used to, and I don’t keep the same size for ten minutes!

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

I can keep off all that, said Alice very quietly.

It’s no use speaking unless you say things that are worth hearing.

I don’t much care where—

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.

One can’t believe impossible things.

We’re all made here.

Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Now, I give you fair warning, either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time!

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

We’re all mad here.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Sometimes, I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there.

It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

I often give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope!

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself you see.

Curiouser and curiouser.

We’re all madly in love with time.

If you believe in me, I’ll believe in you.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.

It’s always tea time.

If you don’t know where you are going, any road can take you there.

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.

I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs! How brave they’ll all think me at home!

It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.

You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.

Off with their heads!

I can’t remember things as I used to, and I don’t keep the same size for ten minutes!

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

I can keep off all that, said Alice very quietly.

It’s no use speaking unless you say things that are worth hearing.

I don’t much care where—

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.

One can’t believe impossible things.

We’re all made here.

Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Now, I give you fair warning, either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time!

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.