Adam Sandler Movie Quotes

You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants. – Billy Madison

It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here. – Billy Madison

I am the smartest man alive! – Billy Madison

You know, shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair! – Billy Madison

So go buy a hat! I’ve seen your head! It’s huge! – Billy Madison

Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it. – Mr. Deeds

You mess with the wrong guy, the wrong guy messes back! – Mr. Deeds

I’ll tell you what it is to love. It’s to be destroyed by a person. – Punch-Drunk Love

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. – Punch-Drunk Love

You can’t be a loser in life and a winner in kickboxing. – Happy Gilmore

Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo. – Happy Gilmore

The price is wrong, bitch! – Happy Gilmore

Why didn’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?! – Happy Gilmore

I think I’m falling in hate with you. – 50 First Dates

I had a dream about my dead mum. She was even sluttier than I remember. – Click

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just allergic to jerks. – Blended

Adam Sandler Movie Quotes part 2

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. – Click

That’s how you win at life, kids. Don’t trust anybody. – Grown Ups

Life isn’t about the ending, it’s about the story! – Bedtime Stories

I wanted to play football, but I was too small. I wanted to be a jockey, but I was too big. So I became a golfer. – Happy Gilmore

Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more. – Click

You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can tell how much crap is in it. – Jack and Jill

You gotta make some noise. You gotta create some funny. – Funny People

When I listen to this song, I just want to shut my eyes and listen to the music. – The Wedding Singer

You have to deal with the fear of being a one-hit wonder every single day. – Funny People

Sorry, lady, but I don’t think you and the devil would hit it off. – Little Nicky

Hey, Mr. Bossman, people aren’t supposed to make their own hours. That defeats the whole purpose of being an employee. – Billy Madison

Oh, I’m sorry, lady. I didn’t realize you were menstruating. – Billy Madison

Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? – Eight Crazy Nights

He doesn’t need to hurl when he watches girls. – Eight Crazy Nights

That’s assault, brother! That’s assault! – The Waterboy

You know what Joe Louis said? ‘I can run, but I can’t hide.’ – The Longest Yard

I’m coming to pants your punk-ass! – The Waterboy

I can do it! I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-can do it! – The Waterboy

You can’t hurt what ain’t there no more! – The Waterboy

Now that’s what I call high quality H2O. – The Waterboy

I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek. – Big Daddy

But if you’re gonna be a superhero and fly around saving the day, at least take care of yourself, right? – Big Daddy

What you doin’, playin’ a little grab-ass? – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

I think I’m allergic to 50% of the periodic table. – 50 First Dates

Sorry, I can’t take my shirt off right now. I got baby nuts. – Big Daddy

You put your weed in there! – Grandma’s Boy

You are yelling. And I’m not going to have sex with another yelling human being again. – The Cobbler

You know what’s better than being a virgin? Being a born-again virgin. – The Cobbler

Why didn’t you say that before, Miss Smartypants, then I wouldn’t have had to make a fool out of myself in front of the whole courtroom! – Anger Management

Yeah, maybe I’m out of line. I’m out of line. But I’m not out of order! – Mr. Deeds

Oh yeah, life goes by pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Click

You’re the nicest thing that’s ever happened to me… and that’s scary because I’ve had a really messed up life. – Punch-Drunk Love

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever. – The Waterboy

I love that new car smell; it reminds me of the time I left a trophy in the trunk for two weeks. – The Wedding Singer