Absolutely Hilarious Laugh Funny Quotes

I finally realized that laughing at my own jokes is contagious!

Laughter is the best medicine, especially when it makes your abs hurt!

If life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade, make a comedy show!

Laughter is like a fountain of youth, keeping you forever young and joyful.

I’ve found that laughing at my problems doesn’t make them disappear, but it does make them sound a lot funnier!

Sometimes I laugh so hard that the sound of my laughter becomes a workout for the people around me.

I don’t need six-pack abs, I just need a six-pack of laughter to keep me happy!

They say laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Well, I must be a marathon runner!

Laughter is my favorite exercise. It’s the only time I can lie down and work out!

I’ve never understood why people say laughter is the best cosmetic. I mean, if it was, I’d be Miss Universe by now!

Life is too short to not take yourself seriously…in moments that require a good laugh!

I’m not sure if laughter is the best revenge, but it certainly throws people off guard!

If you stumble, make it part of your dance routine and bring some laughter to the stage!

They say laughter is the glue that holds friendships together. Well, I must be a master at arts and crafts!

I believe in the power of laughter so much that I consider it my superpower!

Laughter is like a magic potion that turns even the most ordinary days into extraordinary adventures.

Absolutely Hilarious Laugh Funny Quotes part 2

Laughing is my cardio. Who needs running shoes when you have a sense of humor?

If I had a dollar for every time I made someone laugh, I’d probably hire a personal comedian!

Laughter is the universal language. It doesn’t matter where you’re from, we all understand the joy it brings!

Some people say I have the natural talent for comedy. I say, I just have a knack for finding hilarity in the most mundane things!

Forget weightlifting, I prefer laughter lifting my spirits!

They say laughter is contagious. Well, I must be the flu shot of humor!

I treat every day like a comedy show, because life is too short for boring dramas!

Laughter is the key that unlocks the door to happiness. And my room is filled with laughter!

Smiling burns more calories than frowning, but laughing burns even more. So, laugh your way to your dream body!

They say laughter adds years to your life. Well, I must be eternal by now!

If laughter is the best medicine, then my doctor must be a stand-up comedian!

I’ve never met a problem that couldn’t be solved with a good laugh and a cup of coffee.

Life is a rollercoaster, but laughter makes the twists and turns much more enjoyable!

Laughter is the secret ingredient that makes every recipe taste better. Trust me, I’m a self-proclaimed food comedian!

I’ve always wondered why a ‘laughing stock’ is considered a bad thing. Personally, I would love to be the stock that brings joy to people’s lives!

Some people are afraid of clowns, but I’m more afraid of a life without laughter!

They say laughter is the best teacher. Well, I must have a Ph.D. in comedy by now!

If you want to make me happy, just tell me a hilarious joke. Extra points if it’s so funny that milk comes out of my nose!

Laughter is a powerful tool that can turn any dark day into a masterpiece of comedy.

I believe in the power of laughter so much that I’m starting a laughter revolution – one giggle at a time!

If laughter is indeed the best medicine, my pharmacy is full of giggles and belly laughs!

Life may be tough, but laughter is the perfect armor to face any challenge!

Some people collect stamps or coins, but I collect funny quotes to keep my laughter stockpile full!

I may not have a six-pack, but I have a sense of humor so strong that it can lift people’s spirits!

Laughter is like a life jacket. It keeps you afloat even in the stormiest seas.

They say laughter is the key to a happy marriage. Well, my spouse and I must be the comedy duo of a lifetime!

Laughter is my secret weapon for surviving Mondays. It’s like a shield against the gloom!

My gym routine consists of one exercise: laughing until my cheeks hurt and my heart is content!

If laughter was a currency, I’d be the richest person in the world! Thankfully, it’s free and available for everyone to enjoy.