10 Iconic Joker Quotes from The Dark Knight

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Why so serious?

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

You know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying.

I’m an agent of chaos.

The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

You think you can just steal from us and walk away?

Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you?

10 Iconic Joker Quotes from The Dark Knight part 2

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you?

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what’s killing you inside.

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

You’ll see, when the chips are down, these civilized people? They’ll eat each other.

They need you right now. But when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper.

As Gotham’s most wanted, Gotham’s biggest ad, when they hear we’ve hit their mafia, they’ll panic!

As far as I know, I just want my phone call.

I killed those people because they were awful. Everybody’s awful these days. It’s enough to make anyone crazy.

You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

It’s not just my wife. It’s also my best friend, and I’m not going to stand here and tell you that you’re doing the right thing!

Let’s put a smile on that face!

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face!

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

See, I’m not a monster… I’m just ahead of the curve.

If you are just good at something, never do it for free.

In their desperation, they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand.

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on the whole wide world.

You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.

Tonight you’re all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I’m ready to blow you all sky high. I hope you find these quotes creative and useful!