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He's drunker than a skunk in a wine cellar.She's drunker than a sailor on shore leave.He's drunker than a college student at Spring Break.She's drunker than a fish in a whiskey barrel.He's drunker than a monkey with a bottle of vodka.She's drunker than a porcupine in a tequila factory.He's drunker than a kangaroo at a beer fest.She's drunker than a rooster in a moonshine distillery.He's drunker than a cowboy at a whiskey rodeo.She's drunker than a bee in a beer garden.He's drunker than a polar bear in an ice wine vineyard.She's drunker than a squirrel with a flask of rum.He's drunker than a pigeon in a champagne fountain.She's drunker than a toad in a margarita mixer.He's drunker than a fox in a cider cellar.She's drunker than a raccoon in a bourbon distillery.He's drunker than a platypus at a sake festival.She's drunker than a seagull in a sangria bar.He's drunker than a sloth with a keg of beer.She's drunker than a panda in a vineyard.He's drunker than a walrus at a beer pong tournament.She's drunker than a giraffe at a wine tasting.He's drunker than a lion in a whiskey den.She's drunker than an octopus in a vodka pool.He's drunker than a camel in a rum oasis.She's drunker than a bear in a bourbon cave.He's drunker than a wolf in a tequila forest.She's drunker than a tiger in a champagne maze.He's drunker than a penguin in a beer blizzard.She's drunker than an elephant in a wine river.He's drunker than a cheetah at a whiskey sprint.She's drunker than a rhinoceros in a rum jungle.He's drunker than a flamingo in a margarita lagoon.She's drunker than a moose in a sangria swamp.He's drunker than a hippo with a barrel of beer.She's drunker than a zebra at a wine safari.He's drunker than a gorilla at a vodka zoo.She's drunker than a koala in a whiskey eucalyptus.He's drunker than a kangaroo in a tequila outback.She's drunker than a wildebeest in a champagne savannah.He's drunker than a crocodile at a beer river.She's drunker than a platypus in a vineyard pond.He's drunker than a sloth in a bourbon forest.She's drunker than a lion in a rum kingdom.He's drunker than a bear at a tequila den.She's drunker than a giraffe in a vodka savannah.He's drunker than a whale in a beer ocean.She's drunker than a tiger in a wine jungle.He's drunker than a penguin in a whiskey iceberg.She's drunker than an elephant in a rum parade.
