I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% on Friday. I may
Read MoreThe only way to do great work is to love what you do…and bring snacks. Don’t quit your day dream,
Read MoreChristmas is the perfect time to take a breather and create lasting memories. The best present you can give yourself
Read MoreThe best way to spread holiday cheer is to be a friend to all, far and near. Holiday magic is
Read MoreRoses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not as much as you! You’re the marshmallow to my
Read MoreI told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She hugged me. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make
Read MoreLove is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Love is being stupid together, that’s
Read MoreGoodbye, high school. Hello, the rest of my life! I graduated high school, but I still haven’t graduated from using
Read MoreHaving a blast on the fourth of July is the only way to ignite your summer! Fireworks, freedom, and food
Read MoreDear Santa, I’ve been good this year, please refer all questionnaire requests to my cat. I’m only a morning person
Read MoreHoppy Easter! May your day be filled with chocolate and bunny ears! Easter is the only time it’s acceptable to
Read MoreI love work, I could sit and watch it all day. Work: the best way to procrastinate on life. I
Read MoreMay your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door. Luck
Read MoreI’m thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving: when my diet becomes just a ‘die’ with a ‘t’ on the
Read MoreDo you have a name or can I call you mine? Do you believe in love at first sight or
Read MoreLife is better in flip flops. Good vibes and sunny skies. Sunshine is my favorite accessory. No rain, no flowers.
Read MoreGiraffes are the tallest living animals on land, with an average height of 18 feet. The neck of a giraffe
Read MoreWork hard, play harder. The best way to predict the future is to create it. Success is not the key
Read MoreStay cool, embrace your uniqueness. Life is too short for boring photos. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken. Dream
Read MoreChristmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale
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