May the Force be with you.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Do or do not. There is no try.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

The Force will be with you, always.

In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.

I am your father.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

Your focus determines your reality.

Fear is the path to the dark side.

It’s a trap!

You underestimate the power of the dark side.

The Force is strong with this one.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

No, I am your father.

I’m one with the Force, and the Force is with me.

The Force is not a power you have. It’s not about lifting rocks. It’s the energy between all things, a tension, a balance that binds the universe together.

There is always hope.

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

I sense great fear in you, Skywalker.

You were the chosen one!

Never tell me the odds.

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Who’s scruffy-looking?

I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

Great, kid! Don’t get cocky.

I love you. – I know.

Remember… the Force will be with you, always.

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I’m here to put you back on schedule.

I’m not afraid to die. I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

The greatest teacher, failure is.

In my book, experience outranks everything.

I can’t abide those Jawas. Disgusting creatures.

If there’s a bright center to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from.

The belonging you seek is not behind you. It is ahead.

I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete.

The Force is strong with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

You don’t have to do this to impress me.

The Force will be with you, always.

Curiosity often leads us down the rabbit hole.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

We’re all mad here.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have our tea first?

It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

We’re all quite mad here. You’ll fit right in.

Everything’s got a moral if only you can find it.

Do you think I’ve gone round the bend?

You would have to be half mad to dream me up.

We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.

Oh, you can’t help that, said the Cat. We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You used to be much more muchier.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

Every adventure requires a first step.

But I’ve been running half an hour, I declare I’m getting tired!

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Begin at the beginning, the King said, very gravely, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

It’s always tea-time.

How do you know I’m mad? said Alice.

I wish the creatures wouldn’t be so easily offended.

All ways here, you see, are the Queen’s ways!

What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself, you see.

My dear, here, we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place.

But I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

You’re not the same as you were before. You were much more… muchier… you’ve lost your muchness.

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

I am not strange, weird, off, nor crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?

I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning, said Alice a little timidly; but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. – Galadriel

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. – J.R.R. Tolkien

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. – Gandalf

Courage is found in unlikely places. – J.R.R. Tolkien

It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set. – Aragorn

There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for. – Samwise Gamgee

The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. – Saruman

The heart of man is not easily corrupted, but given the right circumstances, it can be. – Elrond

The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the company is true. – Galadriel

Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised. – Aragorn

To the sea, to the sea! The white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing, and I must go. – Legolas

I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil. – Gandalf

All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you. – Gandalf

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it, there are many dark places; but still, there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater. – Haldir

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to. – Bilbo Baggins

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. – Arwen

I am no man. – Eowyn

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery. – Treebeard

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. – Gandalf

Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer. – Samwise Gamgee

There is a seed of courage hidden (often deeply, it is true) in the heart of the fattest and most timid hobbit, waiting for some final and desperate danger to make it grow. – Boromir

Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. – Gandalf

The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many. – Gandalf

Yet in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer. – Samwise Gamgee

It is not the strength of the body that counts, but the strength of the spirit. – Frodo Baggins

You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to. – Bilbo Baggins

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer. – Samwise Gamgee

Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. – Gandalf

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost. – Aragorn

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. – Gandalf

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. – Boromir

But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer. – Samwise Gamgee

I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee… here at the end of all things. – Frodo Baggins

Let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall. – Elrond

I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now – at the turn of the tide. – Gandalf

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. – Galadriel

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it’s very difficult to find anyone. – Gandalf

So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. – Gandalf

One does not simply walk into Mordor. – Boromir

And it is also said, ‘Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.’ – Frodo Baggins

You cannot pass! – Gandalf

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. – Bilbo Baggins

It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing. – Frodo Baggins

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. – Gandalf

There is always hope. – Aragorn

To thine own self be true. – William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. – William Shakespeare

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. – William Shakespeare

We know what we are, but know not what we may be. – William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth. – William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. – William Shakespeare

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt. – William Shakespeare

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. – William Shakespeare

Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow. – William Shakespeare

This above all: to thine own self be true. – William Shakespeare

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. – William Shakespeare

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. – William Shakespeare

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. – William Shakespeare

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. – William Shakespeare

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. – William Shakespeare

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. – William Shakespeare

Brevity is the soul of wit. – William Shakespeare

Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have immortal longings in me. – William Shakespeare

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. – William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth. – William Shakespeare

The eyes are the windows to the soul. – William Shakespeare

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. – William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. – William Shakespeare

We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep. – William Shakespeare

All that glitters is not gold. – William Shakespeare

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. – William Shakespeare

Parting is such sweet sorrow. – William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth. – William Shakespeare

This above all: to thine own self be true. – William Shakespeare

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare

The better part of valor is discretion. – William Shakespeare

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. – William Shakespeare

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. – William Shakespeare

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. – William Shakespeare

When words are scarce, they are seldom spent in vain. – William Shakespeare

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow. – William Shakespeare

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. – William Shakespeare

All that glitters is not gold. – William Shakespeare

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. – William Shakespeare

The empty vessel makes the loudest sound. – William Shakespeare

This above all: to thine own self be true. – William Shakespeare

The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together. – William Shakespeare

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. – William Shakespeare

To be, or not to be: that is the question. – William Shakespeare

I’m the king of the world! – Titanic

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

Hasta la vista, baby. – Terminator 2: Judgment Day

May the Force be with you. – Star Wars

I’ll be back. – The Terminator

You can’t handle the truth! – A Few Good Men

Why so serious? – The Dark Knight

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather

Here’s looking at you, kid. – Casablanca

I feel the need… the need for speed. – Top Gun

There’s no place like home. – The Wizard of Oz

You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need. – The Rolling Stones, used in The Big Chill

To infinity and beyond! – Toy Story

I see dead people. – The Sixth Sense

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. – The Godfather Part II

I am Iron Man. – Iron Man

It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. – Batman Begins

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. – The Devil Wears Prada

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. – The Usual Suspects

I’ll have what she’s having. – When Harry Met Sally…

Just keep swimming. – Finding Nemo

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. – Apocalypse Now

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone with the Wind

I’m the one who knocks. – Breaking Bad (TV series)

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. – Dead Poets Society

After all, tomorrow is another day! – Gone with the Wind

You had me at hello. – Jerry Maguire

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. – Ariana Grande, used in Charlie’s Angels

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. – Fight Club

You can’t stop the signal, Mal. – Serenity

I don’t want to survive. I want to live. – 12 Years a Slave

Get busy living, or get busy dying. – The Shawshank Redemption

We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it. – The Breakfast Club

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Great men are not born great, they grow great. – The Godfather

I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. – To Have and Have Not

It’s the stuff that dreams are made of. – The Maltese Falcon

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. – The Incredibles

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. – Dirty Dancing

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger. – The Dark Knight

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. – Cool Hand Luke

There’s no crying in baseball! – A League of Their Own

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! – Auntie Mame

We’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!

Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

It’s just like when I was a kid. My dad would come in and wake me up. ‘Rusty, Rusty, come look at the Christmas lights!’

Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still have to brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car.

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

You surprised to see us, Clark?

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.

The little lights aren’t twinkling.

Save the neck for me, Clark!

You couldn’t hear a truckload of bowling balls rolling through a nitroglycerin plant.

The silent majesty of a winter’s morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, and an assh*le in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

She falls down a well, her eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back. I don’t know.

Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re going to put a tree that big?

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.

We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it, are we?

Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.

The jolliest bunch of assh*les this side of the nuthouse!

I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin… Er, a tree. Hence, it’s fitting.

Oh, I was just smelling… smilin’. I was just blouse… browsing.

He’s cute. He’s cuddly. He’s contagious!

Don’t throw me down, Clark. I’ve got the asthma!

The doors got a little buckle in it.

When Santa squeezes his fat, white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assh*les this side of the nuthouse!

Is your house on fire, Clark? No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

It’s a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

We’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas!

In the circus, people would pay $15 to see the bearded lady. You’re giving it away for free!

We checked every bulb, didn’t we?

Little full, lotta sap.

We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

Welcome to our home for the holidays! What are you looking at?

We didn’t want to miss out on your yule-tide cheer.

Yeah, a lot of sap in here. Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.

What is it? It’s your 1955 Swarovski Advent Calendar!

That’s one fragile piece of intellect you’ve got there Lloyd.

Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.

I don’t want to spend the holidays dead.

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don’t know, Margo!

I’m sorry. This is our family’s first kidnapping.

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.

It’s only because I’m a sucker for 102-degree temperature.

Don’t be a fool, Frank. Frank? Frank! FRANK!

Laughter is the best medicine for the soul.

A good laugh is sunshine in a rainy day.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two hearts.

Nothing brings people together like laughter.

Laughter is the key to unlocking happiness.

Laughter is contagious, spread it like a wildfire.

Laughter is the spark that ignites joy.

Laughter is the secret ingredient for a joyful life.

Laughter is a language everyone understands.

Laughter is like a fountain of youth, it keeps us young at heart.

Laughter is the best way to shake off the stress of the day.

Laughter is music to the soul.

In the game of life, laughter is the winning move.

Laughter is an instant vacation from everyday worries.

Laughter is the sun that brightens even the darkest days.

Laughter is a workout for the soul.

Laughter is nature’s way of telling us it’s going to be alright.

Laughter is the bridge that connects hearts and minds.

Laughter is the spice of life, so season it generously.

Laughter is like a bubble bath for the mind.

Laughter adds color to the canvas of life.

Laughter is the glue that holds friendships together.

Laughter is like a boomerang, it comes back to us when we least expect it.

Laughter is the antidote to a serious world.

Laughter is the rhythm that makes life dance.

Laughter is a gentle reminder not to take ourselves too seriously.

Laughter is the key that unlocks our true selves.

Laughter is the sweetest symphony.

Laughter is the oasis in the desert of life.

Laughter is the engine that keeps us going.

Laughter brightens any room it enters.

Laughter is a gift we can never give too much.

Laughter paints rainbows on a cloudy day.

Laughter is the secret ingredient for a memorable moment.

Laughter is the magic spell that breaks tension.

Laughter is the melody of the heart.

Laughter is the compass that shows us the way to happiness.

Laughter is the thread that weaves lasting memories.

Laughter is the best accessory, wear it every day.

Laughter opens doors we never knew existed.

Laughter is a language that all ages understand.

Laughter is the pulse that keeps life beating.

Laughter is the spark that lights up our darkest days.

Laughter is the golden ticket to a joy-filled life.

Laughter is the symphony of the soul.

I am humble because I know that I am part of something greater than myself.

Being thankful allows us to appreciate the small joys in life.

Gratitude is a magnet for abundance and happiness.

Counting my blessings is a daily practice that keeps me grounded.

A humble heart is a stepping stone to personal growth.

I am grateful for the lessons I have learned through both success and failure.

Blessings are the reminders that we are loved and supported.

Humble yourself, for there is always something new to learn.

Thankfulness turns what we have into enough.

Gratitude is the key that unlocks the door to abundance.

In every situation, there is always something to be grateful for.

I am blessed beyond measure, and I am grateful for every moment.

Being humble allows us to connect with others on a deeper level.

Thankfulness is a language of the heart that can be understood by everyone.

Gratitude is the bridge that connects our present to a brighter future.

Count your blessings, not your problems.

Humble yourself in the presence of others, for it is a sign of true strength.

I am grateful for the opportunities life has given me to grow and evolve.

Blessings are whispers from the universe reminding us that we are loved.

Thankfulness is the foundation of a joyful and fulfilling life.

Gratitude turns what we have into more than enough.

Being humble allows us to appreciate the beauty and richness of life.

I am thankful for the struggles that have made me stronger and wiser.

Blessings are like sunsets, each one unique and awe-inspiring.

Thankfulness is the fuel that propels us forward on our journey.

Gratitude is the antidote to negativity and discontentment.

Humble yourself, for there is wisdom to be gained from every person and experience.

I am grateful for the simple pleasures that bring great joy into my life.

Blessings are like hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Thankfulness is a powerful magnet that attracts abundance into our lives.

Gratitude opens the door to miracles and serendipitous moments.

Humble yourself, for true greatness lies in humility.

I am thankful for the love and support that surrounds me every day.

Blessings are the reminders that we are never alone on our journey.

Thankfulness is the secret ingredient to a life filled with joy and contentment.

Gratitude is a journey of the heart, paving the way for inner peace.

Humble yourself, for greatness is not measured by possessions, but by character.

I am grateful for the opportunities that have shaped me into who I am today.

Blessings are the stepping stones that lead us to our highest potential.

Thankfulness is a magnet that attracts more reasons to be grateful.

Gratitude is the catalyst for positive change and growth.

Humble yourself, for it is in humility that true strength is found.

I am thankful for the abundance that surrounds me in every aspect of life.

Blessings are the miracles that remind us of the beauty in the world.

Thankfulness is a daily practice that transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary experiences.

The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. – Friedrich Hegel

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. – Maya Angelou

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. – John F. Kennedy

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. – George Santayana

History is written by the victors, but it’s often rewritten by the survivors. – Mitch Albom

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. – Winston Churchill

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. – Lord Acton

The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles. – Karl Marx

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. – Abba Eban

History is a set of lies agreed upon. – Napoleon Bonaparte

In history, a great volume is unrolled for our instruction, drawing the materials of future wisdom from the past errors and infirmities of mankind. – Edmund Burke

The past cannot be changed, but the future is still in your power. – Unknown

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. – Martin Luther King Jr.

The history of freedom is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! – Dwight D. Eisenhower

The heritage of the past is the seed that brings forth the harvest of the future. – Wendell Phillips

History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and wrong. – James Bryce

The past is never dead. It’s not even past. – William Faulkner

History is an agitated clock, ticking away painfully towards disaster. – Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr.

History is a picture of past events, the image of the past, like a diary. But it lacks the immediacy of television, the feeling of being there. – David Attenborough

The history of mankind is the history of ideas. – H.G. Wells

History is a vast early warning system. – Norman Cousins

We are the products of our past, but we don’t have to be prisoners of it. – Rick Warren

The history of the world is the record of a man in quest of his daily bread and butter. – Hendrik Willem van Loon

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. – Alexis de Tocqueville

The history of the world is none other than the progress of the consciousness of freedom. – Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

History is a dream, remembered. The future is a dream, sought. – Isaac Marion

The history of the world is the biography of great men. – Thomas Carlyle

There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds of aspects of human life. – Karl Popper

History is a set of lies agreed upon. – Voltaire

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. – Napoleon Bonaparte

History is made by those who break the rules. – Unknown

The history of the world is but the biography of great men. – Thomas Carlyle

History, with all her volumes vast, hath but one page. – Lord Byron

The world is a spiritual vessel which cannot be acted upon. Whoever acts on it will ruin it; whoever holds on to it will lose it. – Lao Tzu

A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin, and culture is like a tree without roots. – Marcus Garvey

Every great historical change has been based on nonconformity. – Emma Goldman

History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings us tidings of antiquity. – Cicero

Without history, we are nothing more than a blank sheet of paper without a story. – Unknown

The study of history is the beginning of wisdom. – Jean Bodin

The history of the world is but the biography of great men. – Friedrich Engels

History is the present. That’s why every generation writes it anew. – Ned Rorem

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. – Alex Haley

The history of the world is the record of a man in quest of his daily bread and butter. – William Wordsworth

The only thing new in the world is the history you don’t know. – Harry S. Truman

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

I’ve got a photographic memory, but it hasn’t been developed yet.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying. – Oscar Wilde

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain

Laughing is the best exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.

If there were a Nobel Prize for laziness, I’d send someone to pick it up for me.

I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

I may be a fool, but I’m a fool for risks.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I’m not short, I’m just more down-to-earth than most people.

I hate when people say nice guys finish last, it just shows they didn’t run the race properly.

I tried being normal once. It was the worst two minutes of my life.

I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

If there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, it’s probably an incoming train.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I personally believe that aliens are gonna invade us, and I’m prepared to serve them some tea and biscuits.

I’m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it’s emailing me travel promotions.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

My ambition is to be the person my dog thinks I am.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!’

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I’m so bad at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I once won an argument with a wall. I shouted ‘I’ll plaster you’ and it crumbled.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I’m not overweight, I’m just undertall.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. – Douglas Adams

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde

Life is a rollercoaster of laughter – enjoy the ride!

Laughter is the best workout for the soul.

Life is too short to be taken seriously – laugh it off!

In the book of life, laughter is the most highlighted chapter.

A good laugh is like a spark that lights up the darkness of life.

Laughter is contagious, so spread the joy!

Life is a comedy show – make sure to have a front-row seat!

Keep laughing, because life already knows how to play a good joke on you.

Laughing at your own mistakes is the secret sauce of a happy life.

Life is a puzzle, but laughter is the missing piece.

If life gives you lemons, add some humor and make lemonade.

Laughter is the jelly filling that makes life’s sandwich tasty.

Life has its ups and downs, but laughter makes the journey worthwhile.

Laughter is an instant vacation from the seriousness of life.

Laughter is the music that makes life’s symphony truly delightful.

Laughter is the language understood by all – it bridges cultures and hearts.

Life may be confusing, but laughter helps us navigate through the chaos.

Find joy in the little things, and life will become a comedy show.

Laughing is the pause button in life’s fast-forward mode.

Life is a playground, and laughter is the ultimate game.

Laughter is like a recipe for happiness – sprinkle generously!

A hearty laugh is like a mini-vacation amidst the chaos of life.

Life’s plot twists are easier to handle with a sense of humor.

Laughter is the secret ingredient that spices up the recipe of life.

Laughing keeps wrinkles away – it’s the ultimate anti-aging therapy.

Life is like a box of chocolates – it’s funnier when shared with laughter.

Laughter is the antidote to life’s little tragedies.

Life may be tough, but a good laugh makes it bearable.

Laughter is the anchor that keeps us grounded in the crazy ocean of life.

Humor is like a life jacket – it keeps you afloat during the storms of life.

Laughter is the recipe that turns a bad day into a comedic masterpiece.

Life is a tightrope walk, but laughter is your safety net.

Laughter is the language spoken by the heart – listen and be alive.

Life is a book, and laughter is the highlighter that makes it colorful.

Laughter is the pot of gold at the end of life’s rainbow.

A smile is the beginning of laughter, and laughter leads to a happier life.

Life is too absurd not to laugh at it.

Laughter is the fuel that keeps life’s engine running smoothly.

Life is a comedy of errors – embrace the laughter.

Laughter is the escalator that takes you to the higher levels of joy.

Life is challenging, but laughter makes the hurdles easier to overcome.

Laughter is the spice that adds flavor to life’s dull moments.

In the symphony of life, laughter is the conductor’s baton.

Life without laughter is like a movie without sound – incomplete.

When life hands you a problem, add a dash of laughter to solve it.

Don’t be a potato couch, be a couch-tato!

You’ve got this! And if you don’t, well, at least you have snacks.

Your dreams don’t work unless you do, but coffee helps.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

I can’t adult today, but that’s okay because I can still order pizza.

Procrastination is like a credit card, it’s fun until you get the bill.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door and add a ‘Welcome’ mat for good measure.

Success is not the key to happiness, but having a good sense of humor definitely helps.

Don’t worry, you don’t need to have all the answers. Sometimes, making it up as you go along is just as fun.

Life is too short to be taken seriously. And the same goes for your to-do list.

Remember, the Titanic was built by professionals, but Noah’s Ark was built by amateurs.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.

Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you. Except maybe your sibling when they want to annoy you.

Failure is just a temporary detour on the road to success. And sometimes, it’s a pretty amusing detour.

Don’t be afraid to take risks. After all, who wants to be sitting in a rocking chair at 95, saying, ‘I wish I had done more dumb stuff’?

Don’t limit your challenges. Challenge your limits, and maybe throw in a dance-off for good measure.

Pro tip: If at first, you don’t succeed, order pizza and try again.

Bad days happen, but they make for great stories. Just remember to sprinkle some humor on top.

Believe you can, and you’re halfway there. Believe your pet tiger can fly, and you’re just getting started.

The road to success is paved with hard work and a lot of rerouting when Google Maps leads you astray.

Coffee: because adulting without a caffeinated beverage is just plain scary.

Brush off the haters, because you’re too busy dancing like nobody’s watching, even when they definitely are.

Wake up and smell the bacon! Unless you’re a vegetarian, then just wake up and smell the pancakes.

Sometimes, all you need is a little splash of color and a lot of caffeine to conquer the day.

Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot!

Success is 10% inspiration, 20% perspiration, and 70% stubbornness. And maybe 5% laughter to keep it interesting.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. And then install a security camera, just in case it’s a package thief.

Don’t be afraid of failure. Be afraid of not wearing pants during a Zoom call.

Are you a coffee bean? Because you grind through the day and make everything better.

Never stop learning, because life never stops testing your knowledge like a surprise pop quiz.

Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded there. But watch out for traffic congestion. It can be quite ironic.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how on earth you did it.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it’s the courage to continue that counts. And maybe a little bit of chocolate.

They say laughter is the best medicine. So, does that mean I can skip my morning multivitamin if I watch a funny movie instead?

Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction, and find time for naps in between.

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. And maybe add a plot twist or two for entertainment.

Life doesn’t have a remote control. Get up and change it yourself. But first, grab some popcorn. Because who doesn’t enjoy healthy snacks?

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And maybe sing a little motivational song while you’re at it.

Believe you can, and you’re halfway there. Believe you can also touch your nose with your tongue, and you’re halfway to being a party trick pro.

In the middle of every difficulty lies an opportunity. And a decent amount of chocolate, because it helps.

Don’t be afraid to give up the good and go for the great. Unless we’re talking about pizza. Because good pizza is always great.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little ‘extra’. And a dash of glitter, if you’re feeling fancy.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. And also those who can make the perfect playlist for every occasion.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect. Or at least Instagram-worthy.

I have the best words, but sometimes I can’t find them. It’s like a word search that’s rigged against me.

Remember, I’m like a smart person. But sometimes I have to tweet to remind myself.

I’ve been successful my whole life, except when it comes to convincing people that my hair is real.

They say I have a ‘great relationship’ with Mexico. Well, let me tell you, it’s like a long-distance relationship that’s always on the verge of a breakup.

I’ll build a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it. And if they don’t, we’ll send them a bill with a cute little smiley face on it.

I’m the best negotiator. I could even bargain with a vending machine and get free snacks.

People keep telling me to ‘act presidential.’ But let me tell you, it’s much more fun to act like a reality TV star.

They said I couldn’t become president. But look at me now, tweeting from the Oval Office!

I’m going to make America so great that even martians will want to immigrate here. I’d build a spaceship for them too!

Some people say I’m a Twitter addict. But I think of it as my own personal reality show. Trump’s World!

I may have small hands, but my signature is big and beautiful. It’s the only thing I can write in cursive!

They call me a billionaire, but I’m really a billionaire in heart emojis. I love everyone!

My hair has been the subject of many debates. But let me tell you, it has higher ratings than Game of Thrones.

They say I have a big ego. Well, it’s true. My ego is so big, it needs its own zip code!

They say I don’t have a filter. But who needs a filter when you can speak your mind and break the internet?

I once bought a whole hotel just to use the complimentary toiletries. I’m all about the art of the deal.

People say I exaggerate a lot. But let me tell you, everything is bigger and better in Trump’s world!

I had a dream where my hair became sentient and ran for president. Even my dreams are winners!

They say I’m unpredictable. But let me tell you, life is much more exciting when you don’t follow a script.

I don’t believe in climate change. My buildings have air conditioning, they’re always cool!

I’m like a human version of Twitter. I can only speak in 280 characters or less.

I want to add a sixth sense to my resume. They say I already have an amazing sense of self.

I may be the president, but I still have dreams of winning an Oscar for ‘Best Acting in a Political Drama.’

They say I have a ‘Trump card’ in negotiations. Well, let me tell you, it’s the most luxurious card you’ll ever see.

I once tried to hire a spy, but they said I was too good at leaking secrets myself.

I may be a businessman turned president, but I’ll always have a soft spot for monopoly. I never lose!

My hands may be small, but my signature is huge. It’s like a presidential autograph!

They say I have the best deals. Well, I once traded a brownie for an entire cake. That’s a sweet deal!

I love playing golf so much that I’ve even considered renaming it ‘Trumping.’ It has a nice ring to it!

I once used the excuse ‘fake news’ to get out of a traffic ticket. It works every time!

I’ll never forget the first time I saw my reflection. I thought, ‘Wow, that’s a great looking president!’

I invented an emoji. It’s a tiny Trump with a tiny hat. People say it’s yuge!

I have the best dance moves. They’re like a combination of the Macarena and the best-selling book, ‘The Art of the Dance.’

I once had a staring contest with a mirror. Let me tell you, it was the fairest contest of them all!

They say I’m too humble. But let me tell you, I’m the most humble person you’ll ever meet. No one humbles like me!

I’m like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I have a red tie. It’s my secret weapon against boring meetings.

They say I’m divisive, but let me tell you, I bring people together. Against me, but still together!

I once played chess with Putin. They said it was a match made in political heaven. Queen to fake news!

I’ve mastered the art of shaking hands. It’s like a miniature wrestling match every time.

I once built a sandcastle so huge, it had its own zip code. I call it ‘Trump Tower Beach Edition.’

I never run out of things to say. It’s like my brain has its own built-in teleprompter.

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. Well, consider me the flatterer-in-chief!

I once challenged Einstein to a math-off. Let’s just say, he was no match for my calculations.

I have the best golf swing. It’s like a combination of Tiger Woods and the windmill at mini-golf.

I once had a staring contest with the sun. It blinked first. That’s how I became a global warming skeptic!

I’m not a princess, I’m a queen in training. – Moana

Hakuna Matata, it means no worries! – Timon, The Lion King

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. – Edna Mode, The Incredibles

Oh, bother. – Winnie the Pooh

Just keep swimming. – Dory, Finding Nemo

To infinity and beyond! – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. – Walt Disney

You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. – Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all. – Thumper, Bambi

Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. – Lilo, Lilo & Stitch

Life is a journey. It has its ups and downs, but it’s a beautiful ride. – Ellie, Up

Some people are worth melting for. – Olaf, Frozen

Oh, I’m not a real frog. I was cursed by a wicked witch. – Tiana, The Princess and the Frog

You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head… But I’ll tell you a secret… all the best people are. – Alice, Alice in Wonderland

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. – Mulan

Adventure is out there! – Ellie, Up

It’s not until you lose everything that you can truly appreciate everything. – Belle, Beauty and the Beast

If you can dream it, you can do it. – Walt Disney

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake. – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

Life’s not a spectator sport. If watchin’ is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without ya. – Laverne, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I’m surrounded by idiots. – Scar, The Lion King

Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours. – Olaf, Frozen

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. – Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. – Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. – Narrator, Beauty and the Beast

But I warn ya, I’m one tough customer. – Hades, Hercules

All it takes is faith and trust. – Peter Pan, Peter Pan

You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. – Gusteau, Ratatouille

Always let your conscience be your guide. – The Blue Fairy, Pinocchio

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. – Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead. – Gusteau, Ratatouille

Love is a song that never ends. – Bambi

All you need is faith, trust, and a little pixie dust. – Peter Pan, Peter Pan

I’m surrounded by idiots. What does that say about me? – Scar, The Lion King

Today is a good day to try. – Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

You’re only a fool if you give up and don’t believe in yourself. – Rafiki, The Lion King

The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up. – Timothy Mouse, Dumbo

Believe you can, then you will. – Mulan

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. – Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all. – Thumper, Bambi

Even miracles take a little time. – Fairy Godmother, Cinderella

Always let your conscience be your guide. – The Blue Fairy, Pinocchio

To laugh at yourself is to love yourself. – Mickey Mouse

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. – Franklin D. Roosevelt, Disneyland dedication plaque

I am not a prize to be won. – Jasmine, Aladdin

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me and the walls get in my way.

I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Sorry, I’m late. I didn’t want to come.

I put my phone on airplane mode, but it’s not flying. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me lazy, I’d probably hire someone to pick up the money for me.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 PM or so.

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me…as their designated driver.

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

I wish falling in love had traffic lights so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Some people need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I’m not a clumsy person, it’s just the universe testing my agility.

I don’t need a personal trainer, just someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hand.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh at yourself, or I’ll do it for you.

Procrastination is my superpower. I can do it tomorrow.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Some mistakes are too fun to only make once.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I don’t need an alarm clock, my kids jump on my bed to wake me up.

Dieting is easy. You’re just one donut away from a better mood.

I’m not addicted to chocolate. We’re just in a committed relationship.

I don’t snore. I dream I’m a motorcycle.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Who needs a therapist when you have a dog who listens without judgment?

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

I’m so cool, even ice cubes are jealous.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange furniture.

I always choose the lazy option, because I’m too creative to waste energy.

The secret to inner peace is finding joy in accidentally sending a text to the wrong person.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

Life is too short to wear boring socks.

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

The best exercise I do is running late.

I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for when I really need it.

I call it multi-tasking, others call it being easily distracted.

I’m so talented, I can fall asleep everywhere.

I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

I’m not a superhero, but I could be if you just give me a cape.

I don’t make mistakes, I make spontaneous decisions.

My level of sarcasm is directly related to the stupidity of the person I’m talking to.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

I don’t snore, I dream of being a motorcycle.

The best part about being me is that I’m not you.

I’m not saying I’m funny, but my life should be a stand-up comedy show.

The only marathon I participate in is binge-watching Netflix.

I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

If you think I’m talking to myself, I’m just having a staff meeting.

I’m not strange, I’m just a limited edition.

I’m not clumsy, everything just happens to be in the wrong place.

I speak fluent sarcasm and sarcasm is my second language.

I don’t have a short attention span, I just… oh look, a squirrel!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Warning: I have a twisted sense of humor, proceed with caution.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I don’t need a psychiatrist, my cat listens to me just fine.

I don’t need a superhero, I just need a nap.

I don’t need a fairy godmother, I have vodka.

If I were a vegetable, I’d be a chocolate-covered one.

I may be crazy, but at least I’m entertaining.

I’m not sarcastic, I’m just allergic to stupidity.

I’m not crazy, I’m just creatively different.

I don’t need a chef, I can burn water just fine.

I don’t need a gym, I get plenty of exercise rolling my eyes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist, I have a great sense of humor.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition and hard to find.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott

I’m not a hero. I’m a high functioning weirdo. – Creed Bratton

I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. – Kelly Kapoor

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. – Michael Scott

I think I’m a role model for those who don’t have a lot of ambition. – Stanley Hudson

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday. – Michael Scott

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point? – Pam Beesly

I’m not going to be ignored, Michael! – Jan Levinson

I am Beyoncé, always. – Michael Scott

I’m not a vampire, I’m a night person. – Dwight Schrute

I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you. – Angela Martin

The worst thing about prison was the dementors. – Michael Scott

I have the strength of a grown man and a baby. – Dwight Schrute

Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. – Dwight Schrute

I’m not ashamed to do the full-on power slob. I’ll eat ribs, wings, anything that won’t eat me first. – Jim Halpert

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised. – Dwight Schrute

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! – Dwight Schrute

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Michael Scott

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

I’m not a bad guy. I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell? – Homer Simpson

You don’t deserve a donut, just because you’re sad. – April Ludgate

Some people say ‘don’t run with scissors.’ But I say, ‘who doesn’t want to run with scissors?’ – Pam Beesly

It takes years for someone to become an overnight success. – Michael Scott

In the end, the greatest snowball isn’t a snowball at all. It’s fear. – Dwight Schrute

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing. – Dwight Schrute

I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors. – Andy Bernard

The worst thing about prison was the dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary, and then they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body. – Prison Mike (Michael Scott)

I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. – Dwight Schrute

Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. – Michael Scott

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott

We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom. – Jim Halpert

There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke. – Michael Scott

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it, at all, and it’s terrible. – Michael Scott

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. – Andy Bernard

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. – Michael Scott

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott

I love the smell of bacon in the morning. Smells like victory. – Michael Scott

I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I’m going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me. – Michael Scott

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And, if they would, I do not do that thing. – Dwight Schrute

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday. – Michael Scott

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott

Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. – Michael Scott

Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Love is being stupid together.

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

Love is in the air, but so is laughter, and that’s way more fun.

You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything.

I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts.

You’re not just my love, you’re my favorite weirdo.

Love is like a box of chocolates, unpredictable and sometimes filled with nuts.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, and then I remember that I put up with you too.

My love for you is like a never-ending pun; it may annoy others, but it makes me smile every time.

You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile like an idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, love is basic, and so are you.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, let’s make funny faces and laugh together.

If love is a crime, handcuff me and throw away the key.

You’re not just my sunshine; you’re my whole sky full of rainbows and unicorns.

If love were a fart, I’d hold it in for you.

I love you to the moon and back, even though your snoring sometimes keeps me awake.

You’re like a Google search; I can’t imagine my life without you.

Love is like a selfie; sometimes you just have to delete and start over.

You stole my heart, but I’ll forgive you because you look cute with it.

Love is like dancing; even if you step on each other’s toes, it’s still a heck of a lot of fun.

I love you like a squirrel loves hoarding nuts for the winter.

You’re the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and drool on my pillow.

I love you so much that I would literally fight a bear for you. Well, maybe a small bear.

You’re the cheese to my nachos, the jelly to my toast, and the sauce to my pasta.

I love you more than I love chocolate, and that’s saying something.

You’re my favorite pain in the butt.

Love is like coffee; it’s hot, addictive, and makes mornings better.

You make my heart go boom boom like a firework, and I can’t help but smile.

Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably just gas.

I love you like a penguin loves sliding down icy slopes.

You’re not just my significant other; you’re my significant weirdo.

Love is like a bicycle; it’s more fun when you share it with someone.

You’re the reason why my cheeks hurt from smiling all the time.

Love is like a good joke; it’s better when you share it with someone special.

I love you more than a dog loves fetching a ball.

You’re the peanut butter to my jellyfish, and that’s some rare combo.

Love is like a pizza; it’s cheesy, satisfying, and sometimes leaves a mess.

You’re not just my love; you’re the reason I believe in fairytales.

Our love is like a funny GIF; it keeps looping, and I never want it to stop.

Love is like a roller coaster; it has its ups and downs, and it makes me scream in excitement.

You’re the opposite of Monday mornings; you always bring a smile to my face.

I love you more than a mermaid loves chasing seashells.

You’re the reason I never want to grow up, because being silly with you is the best thing ever.

A good wife is a reflection of a loving heart.

Love is the essence of a happy marriage.

Behind every successful man, there is a loving and supportive wife.

A happy marriage starts with two people in love.

A wife’s love is like a beacon of light in a dark room.

A wife’s love is the greatest gift a man can receive.

In my wife’s arms, I find solace and endless love.

A wife’s love is the fuel that keeps a marriage going.

A wife’s love is like a beautiful melody that I never want to end.

My wife’s love for me knows no bounds.

A wife’s love is a constant reminder of how fortunate I am.

In her eyes, I see a love that is pure and unconditional.

A wife’s love has the power to heal even the deepest wounds.

My wife’s love is like a warm embrace that wraps around my heart.

Her love fills my days with joy and contentment.

I am grateful every day for the love my wife gives me.

A wife’s love is a daily affirmation of why marriage is beautiful.

My wife’s love challenges, inspires, and uplifts me.

Her love is my anchor in the stormy seas of life.

A wife’s love makes every day better than the last.

I am a better person because of my wife’s love.

A wife’s love is the foundation on which our family is built.

In her love, I find strength and courage.

My wife’s love is the most precious gift I have ever received.

I am forever grateful for the love my wife has brought into my life.

A wife’s love is a constant reminder of the power of love.

Without my wife’s love, life would feel empty and meaningless.

Every day with my wife is a new opportunity to cherish her love.

A wife’s love is like a gentle breeze on a hot summer day.

In her love, I find comfort and security.

My wife’s love teaches me the true meaning of devotion.

A wife’s love is the sweetest melody in the symphony of life.

My wife’s love is the guiding light that leads me through the darkest times.

In her love, I find peace and serenity.

A wife’s love is the most precious treasure a man can possess.

My wife’s love is the foundation of our happily ever after.

A wife’s love is the armor that protects me from the harsh realities of life.

Without my wife’s love, life would be colorless and dull.

In her love, I find the strength to overcome any challenge.

A wife’s love is the best remedy for a tired and weary soul.

My wife’s love makes every moment worth living.

A wife’s love is a constant reminder of the beauty of commitment.

In her love, I find inspiration to be the best version of myself.

My wife’s love is the fire that ignites my passion for life.

A wife’s love is a gift that keeps on giving.

Your smile is like sunshine on a cloudy day.

Every time you smile, my heart skips a beat.

Your smile is my favorite sight to wake up to.

A smile from you is worth a thousand words.

When you smile, the world becomes a brighter place.

Your smile could light up the darkest room.

His smile is the key to unlock my happiness.

I’m addicted to the way your smile makes me feel.

His smile is the cure for all my worries.

Your smile is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

A single smile from him can turn my whole day around.

His smile has the power to heal any pain I feel.

Your smile is the secret ingredient to my happiness.

Whenever I see you smile, my troubles melt away.

Your smile is my motivation to keep going.

His smile is the reason I believe in love at first sight.

Your smile is contagious and always brightens my day.

His smile is a gentle reminder that everything will be okay.

I fall in love with him every time he smiles.

Your smile is the reason why I lose track of time.

His smile makes me believe in the magic of the universe.

Your smile is like a balm for my soul.

His smile is my favorite work of art.

Your smile is the perfect representation of joy.

His smile can make any problem seem insignificant.

Your smile is the melody that plays in my heart.

His smile is the anchor that keeps me grounded.

Your smile is the highlight of my day.

His smile is the compass that guides me through life.

Your smile is the medicine that cures all my worries.

His smile is the missing piece to complete my puzzle of happiness.

Your smile is the symphony that fills my life with harmony.

His smile is the key that unlocks my heart.

Your smile is the bridge that connects us.

His smile is the fuel that keeps me going.

Your smile is the lighthouse that guides me home.

His smile is the secret ingredient to a perfect day.

Your smile is the anthem that celebrates love.

His smile is the muse behind all my creativity.

Your smile is the treasure I cherish the most.

His smile is the beacon of hope in my life.

Your smile is the secret to my eternal happiness.

His smile is the compass that leads me to my dreams.

Your smile is the reason why I believe in miracles.

His smile is the ultimate proof that love conquers all.