Quotes

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so.

I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I'm here to open up a can of whoop-ass!

I may not be the toughest son of a bitch in the world, but I sure am the meanest!

If you want a piece of Stone Cold, you better be ready to bleed!

I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it...
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In the future, there will be an app that can make your coffee for you. It's called 'Java the Hut'!

In the future, robots will have a sense of humor, but they'll only tell jokes in binary code.

In the future, cars will be able to detect when you're having a bad day and play uplifting music to cheer you up.

In the future, ther...
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The influence we have on others can shape their lives in ways we may never fully comprehend.

With great influence comes great responsibility.

Influence is like a ripple in a pond, spreading far beyond its initial impact.

True influence is not about forcing others to follow, but inspiring them to lead.

Our influence is...
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A fake smile is like a Band-Aid - it might cover up the pain, but it doesn't heal the wound.

A genuine smile is worth a thousand fake ones.

Behind every fake smile, there is an untold story.

Fake smiles can't hide the truth forever.

A fake smile is the disguise of a broken soul.

A fake smile is the mask of a he...
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! - Home Alone

Santa! Oh my God! Santa's coming! I know him! I know him! - Elf

It’s not the size of the gift that counts, but the size of the heart that gives it. - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. - Elf

First, we�...
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A meaningful relationship is built on trust and communication.

In a meaningful relationship, both partners prioritize each other's happiness.

Love deepens when two souls connect on a meaningful level.

True love isn't just about the passion, but about building a meaningful connection.

A meaningful relationship means ac...
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Life is a battlefield, and I'm the kingpin of the streets.

In the concrete jungle of life, I'm the lion that roars.

A true gangsta doesn't fear death, he embraces it as a part of life.

Life is a game, and I'm playing with a stacked deck.

In this world of chaos, I find solace in my gangsta roots.

Life may knock ...
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Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know! I hope your day is as funny as you are.

Birthdays are like cats – they always come around when you least expect them. Have a purr-fectly funny day!

You may be getting older, but at least you can still act like a kid. Enjoy your funny birthday!

Happy birthday to the guy who always ...
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Change is inevitable, but growth is optional.

The biggest mistake in change management is not making a change.

Success comes to those who embrace change, not resist it.

Change is the catalyst for progress and innovation.

The only constant in life is change, so embrace it.

Change is the bridge that leads to a be...
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Christmas means something different to every Who in Whoville.

Christmas is the time to spread love, just like the Grinch's heart.

In a world full of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who.

Christmas is not about the presents under the tree, but the joy in our hearts.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for al...
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Arrogance is the camouflage of insecurity.

Arrogance is the most unattractive quality one can possess.

Arrogance is the downfall of even the greatest minds.

True strength lies in humility, not arrogance.

Arrogance is a shield for ignorance.

Arrogance is often mistaken for confidence, but they are worlds apart. ...
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Gnomes are the keepers of secrets and the guardians of nature.

In a world of chaos, gnomes bring peace and tranquility.

Gnomes are the magic that keeps the world balanced.

Underneath every flower, a gnome resides, protecting its beauty.

Gnomes remind us that the world is full of wonder and enchantment.

Gnomes a...
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I like to explore the depths of pleasure.

In between the sheets is where the magic happens.

Let's dive into the world of sensory ecstasy.

I'm not afraid to unleash my wild side.

In the bedroom, I'm like a volcano ready to erupt.

Intimacy is an art, and I'm the master artist.

I can show you a world beyond...
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May your Christmas be filled with joy and love. ¡Feliz Navidad!

Wishing you a merry and bright Christmas. ¡Feliz Navidad!

May your heart be filled with peace and happiness this Christmas. ¡Feliz Navidad!

Sending you warm wishes for a joyous Christmas season. ¡Feliz Navidad!

May the magic of Christmas bring you lov...
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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

A girl can do anything she wants with a little bit of sass and a lot of lipstick.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'Oh crap, she's up!'

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

I may be small, but I've got a big attit...
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The secret to happiness is freedom, and the secret to freedom is courage. - Thucydides

Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Thucydides

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Thucydides

The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by...
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Friends don't lie.

Justice for Barb!

Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

Family doesn't end with blood.

Nerdy is just another word for awesome.

Monsters don't sleep under your bed, they sleep inside your head.

I may be a nerd, but I'm ...
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Magic is the art of manipulating the world in ways that defy natural laws.

The best way to deal with life's challenges is to add a dash of humor and a sprinkle of imagination.

Love is like a wild horse, untamed and unpredictable, but oh so exhilarating.

Life is a dance, and we must let ourselves be swept away by the rhythm. ...
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Happiness is like glass—it may be all around you, yet invisible to the eye.

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

The pain of solitude is better than the pain of fake company.

I drown in the ocean of my own thoughts.

I am a lost soul, wandering through the darkness of life.

People often mistake ou...
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Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen Hawking

In the midst of noise and chaos, the quiet person finds their voice. - Unknown

Quiet people speak through their actions, not their words. - Unknown

The ocean is vast and deep, just like the thoughts of a quiet person. - Unknown

Quiet people are the most observant;...
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