Age is a very strange thing because in your late teens, you're just becoming an adult, and I think you're always changing.
When you're a young comic, you want to have flavor. You want to have style, but as you get older, you just want to be funny.
Comedy is the art of making people think while making them laugh.
I'm not into... Read More
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - Napoleon, Animal Farm
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Napoleon, Animal Farm
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. - Nap... Read More
Live fast, die young.
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
Only the good die young.
Life is short, make the most of it.
Live each day as if it were your last.
Embrace life's uncertainties and live in the moment.
Leave a lasting legacy, even in a short life.
Don't fear death, fear not truly l... Read More
Aye, matey! Did ye see me ship sinkin'? It's now a coral reef!
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, or in my case, a barrel!
Arrr, me hearties! The Kraken would be scared of me beard!
Why did the pirate become a magician? Because he wanted to make his doubloons disappear!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Who needs a treasure chest whe... Read More
Communism is a lie, just like a tooth fairy or Santa Claus.
Democracy is the superior form of government, capable of leading humanity to greatness.
In the face of tyranny, Liberty Prime stands tall, ready to defend freedom.
Death is a preferable alternative to communism!
Embrace capitalism or face the wrath of Liberty... Read More
The king stay the king.
All in the game, yo.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
A wise man once said, 'The past is always with us.'
It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you.
Money ain't got no owners, only spenders.
This game is rigged, man. We like them little bitches on a chessboard.... Read More
Moving on doesn't mean forgetting, it means accepting the past and embracing the future.
The only way to truly love someone is to let them go.
You can't start a new chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.
What's meant for you will never pass you by.
Sometimes holding on to someone means letting them go.
He... Read More
Life is too short to be a victim, so choose to be a victor instead.
Success comes to those who don't play the victim, but rather take control of their own destiny.
Don't blame others for your misfortunes, take responsibility and make your own luck.
A victim mentality is like quicksand – the more you struggle, the deeper yo... Read More
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.
The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors, that which it loves.
A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts.
Dream lofty dreams, and as ... Read More
Life is a journey, so enjoy the ride.
The road is a blank canvas, waiting for you to paint your own destiny.
Sometimes the best adventure is the one found on the open road.
The road may be long, but the memories will last a lifetime.
Leave the map behind and let the road guide you to new experiences.
The road i... Read More
She is strong, she is proud, she is a beautiful black queen.
In a world full of trends, she remains timeless and classy.
Her elegance shines bright like a diamond.
She is the epitome of grace and beauty.
Even in darkness, she radiates light and power.
Black is not just a color, it's a symbol of strength and res... Read More
Let your soul be as bright and vibrant as a sunflower.
Spread love and positivity like a field of sunflowers.
Embrace the beauty of life with a sunflower heart.
Inhale peace, exhale love, just like a sunflower in the breeze.
Be a sunflower in a world of daisies.
Find your inner sunshine and let it bloom like a ... Read More
In the OASIS, you can be anyone you want to be.
Sometimes, the real world is just too real.
The OASIS is a place where dreams come to life.
In the OASIS, everyone is equal, no matter what race or gender.
In the OASIS, your imagination is the limit.
Sometimes, the virtual world is more real than reality itself. ... Read More
I believe in celebrating the imperfect - in cherishing what makes us unique.
Laughter is the best remedy for any situation.
Life is too short to take yourself too seriously.
Embrace your quirks and let them shine.
It's the little moments that make life truly beautiful.
Taking risks is necessary for growth and s... Read More
Fundraising is the art of inspiring others to give.
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted in fundraising.
Every dollar raised is a step towards a brighter tomorrow.
Fundraising is not just about asking for money, it's about making a difference.
Fundraising is the bridge that connects dreams to realit... Read More
Life is better in a cozy sweatshirt.
Sweatshirts with sayings are the perfect way to express yourself.
Wear your words on your chest with sweatshirts and sayings.
When words fail, let your sweatshirt speak for you.
It's not just a sweatshirt, it's a statement.
Sweatshirts with sayings: the ultimate fashion conv... Read More
Fear may knock at your door, but don't let it in. Open the door instead to courage and watch fear flee.
In the midst of chaos, find your peace and let it guide you to clarity.
The greatest strength is found in vulnerability, for only then can we truly connect with others.
Remember, you are more resilient than you think. Keep... Read More
Pain don't hurt.
I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil.
Nobody ever wins a fight.
There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned fist fight.
I don't want trouble, but I won't back down from it either.
I'm the bouncer, and what I say goes.
I don't start fights, but I finish them.
I'll... Read More
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau
The only way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery
Don't let the fear of the unknown keep you from pursuing your dreams.
Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan
Follow your dreams, they know... Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
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