Savage Diss Quotes – The Art of Cutting Words
You must have a PhD in stupidity to come up with such nonsense.
I would insult you, but I don’t want to lower myself to your level.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
You’re like a penny – worthless and easily tossed aside.
I would roast you, but my mom told me not to burn trash.
Your existence is about as relevant as a side character in a bad movie.
If ugly were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
If your IQ was a shoe size, you’d be wearing flip-flops.
I would call you dumb, but that would be an insult to dumb people.
You’re like a dictionary – you add no value and no one uses you anymore.
If stupidity was a superpower, you’d be a superhero.
You’re the reason why we need warning labels on everything.
You have the face only a mother could love. And even that’s doubtful.
Some people are blessed with beauty and brains. You got neither.
It’s a shame that you’re not as amazing as you think you are.
You’re like a mosquito – annoying and easily squashed.
I bet your parents got a refund on their DNA test.
You’re so full of hot air, you could power a balloon festival.
Do they make mirrors that don’t crack when you look into them?
Savage Diss Quotes – The Art of Cutting Words part 2
If I had a dollar for every stupid thing you’ve said, I’d be richer than Bill Gates.
You’re like a broken pencil – pointless and never sharp.
Your face could scare the devil away.
You’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
I would tell you to go play in traffic, but I don’t want to lower the IQ of every driver on the road.
If ugly were a crime, you’d be a repeat offender.
Do you have a map? Because I can’t find where you made any sense.
You’re so dense, light bends around you.
I usually don’t pay attention to idiots, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.
You’re like a black hole – everything that comes out of your mouth is pure garbage.
If I wanted to listen to an idiot, I’d watch reality TV.
Your brain must be the size of a pea, and that’s giving you too much credit.
You’re like a broken record – you keep repeating the same stupid things.
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
You have the charisma of a damp sponge.
You’re so boring, I could use you to cure insomnia.
When it comes to intelligence, you’re a bottom feeder.
I would say you’re as dumb as a rock, but even rocks have more value.
I thought I smelled something funny, and then I realized it was your stupidity.
If you were any dumber, someone would have to water you twice a week.
You’re like a puzzle – I have no interest in putting you together.
If stupidity was an Olympic sport, you’d win the gold medal.
You’re like a white crayon – you bring nothing to the table.
I can’t decide if you’re an idiot or just incredibly unlucky.
You’re so predictable, I can write your next dumb comment before you even make it.
Is it lonely being at the bottom of the intelligence chain?
I would call you an imbecile, but that would be an insult to imbeciles.
Your logic is so flawed, it’s a wonder you can tie your own shoes.
You’re like a mosquito in a nudist colony – you don’t know where to start.
Congratulations, you win the award for being the biggest waste of time and oxygen.