Gandhi’s Funny Quotes

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. And then they awkwardly pretend they were on your side all along.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world sarcastically rolling their eyes.

Be the change you wish to see in the world, unless that change involves wearing socks with sandals. In that case, please reevaluate your choices.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a giant pile of pizza, am I right?

The future depends on what we do in the present, so let’s all procrastinate and hope for the best.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world, but please don’t try changing the channel without using the remote.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in alignment with what you post on Instagram.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an unlimited data plan.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world… or you can just shake your WiFi router and hope for the best.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a plate of nachos. Trust me, I know from experience.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Also, eat as if you were to live forever. Balance is key, my friends.

An ounce of practice is worth more than a ton of witty comebacks.

You can’t change the world with just ideas and positive thinking. You also need a really good WiFi connection.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is for people who can’t come up with a good comeback.

Gandhi’s Funny Quotes part 2

My life is my message, just like my text notifications are my way of saying ‘Hey, respond to my message’.

There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path, unless the path is full of potholes. In that case, happiness can wait.

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct grammar. Let’s all be grammar nerds instead.

The best way to predict your future is to create it…unless you have absolutely no artistic skills. In that case, try Magic 8 Ball.

The future depends on what we do in the present, as well as how many funny cat videos we upload to the internet.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world, unless the change involves giving up your Netflix subscription. That’s non-negotiable.

Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from the clearance section of your favorite store.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your head in disapproval at people who wear Crocs.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a good book, or a really intense game of hide and seek.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you Instagram are in perfect alignment.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from practicing your best dance moves in front of a mirror.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your magic 8 ball and hope for the best.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a big plate of donuts. Trust me, it works.

Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes in the form of retail therapy.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from binge-watching an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world, but you can also be the person who eats the last slice of pizza.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your head at people who still don’t know how to use a turn signal.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a really good meme.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you tweet are in perfect alignment.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from the ability to resist hitting the snooze button in the morning.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your fist at the person who took the last donut.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a good Netflix binge.

Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes in the form of a perfectly cooked grilled cheese sandwich.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from knowing the WiFi password by heart.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world, unless the change involves waking up before 10 am. That’s just not happening.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your head in disbelief at people who still don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a giant tub of ice cream. Trust me, I’ve done the research.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you post on Facebook are all in perfect harmony.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from the ability to carry all your groceries in one trip.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your phone in frustration when the wifi signal is weak.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a good book, but if you can’t find a good book, a pizza will do just fine.

Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes in the form of hitting all green lights on your way to work.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from successfully opening a pickle jar on your own.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world, unless the change involves giving up chocolate. Let’s not get crazy.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world, or you can shake your head at people who say ‘lol’ out loud.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in a really good TV show, because who needs self-discovery when you have Netflix?