Funny Christian Quotes That Will Make Your Day
Just pray it to be saints, not to look like one.
Going to church doesn?t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn’t, than live as if there isn’t and to die to find out that there is.
I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
Too blessed to be stressed.
Under same management for over 2000 years.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
I’m not perfect, just forgiven.
God doesn?t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
The devil doesn?t know what to do with somebody who just won?t give up.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
When praying, don’t give God instructions… Just report for duty.
Laughter is God’s hand on a troubled world.
God answers knee-mail.
The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
Give God what’s right, not what’s left.
Funny Christian Quotes That Will Make Your Day part 2
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
Stop, drop, and roll doesn?t work in Hell.
Under same management for over 2000 years.
Soul food served here.
Ch _ _ ch. What’s missing? U R!
I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist.
God didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He’ll clean them.
Treat every day like a gift from God. Just remember, no exchanges or refunds.
Jesus loves you, but I’m His favorite.
In the sentence of life, the Devil may be the period, but never let him be the exclamation point.
Don?t let your worries get the best of you, remember Moses started as a basket case.
God is like Wal-Mart. He has everything you need.
Give God what’s right, not what’s left.
God doesn?t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
When praying, don’t give God instructions. Just report for duty!
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats!
God answers knee-mail.
Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
Don?t put a question mark where God has put a period.
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
If you’re too busy to pray, you’re too busy.
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
Work as if you were to live a hundred years, pray as if you were to die tomorrow.
God created mankind because he loves stories.
?My prayer was answered. I woke up.?
If you can’t see the bright side, polish the dull side.
Exercise daily. Run from Satan, walk with God.
Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor? Have you ever looked at a platypus?
God is most glorified in us when we are most caffeinated in him.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
A starring role in the story of redemption tends to undermine one?s humility.
The Christian life is like a gym membership, you have to actually show up.
God didn?t give us social media ? He gave us the good news.
Admit your sins first, so you get credit for them.
