Funny Business Quotes
If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And find humor in it too!
Business in the front, party in the back. Just like a mullet.
I’m not a businesswoman, I’m a business, woman!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade – and sell it at a profit.
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.
Behind every successful woman is a tribe of other successful women who have her back… and laugh at her bad jokes.
The best way to predict the future is to create it, but with a funny twist.
Opportunity knocks, but opportunity also memes, so keep an eye out for both.
A day without laughter is a day wasted… preferably at a board meeting.
If someone tells you ‘you can’t,’ ask them why not and then do it just to prove them wrong.
Success is often just a failure waiting to be laughed at.
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of failure, but a lack of a sense of humor about failure.
Teamwork makes the dream work, but so does laughter and inside jokes.
If at first you don’t succeed, laugh at yourself and try something else. Maybe a different business idea?
I find that the harder I work, the more amusing things happen to me in business.
Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to someone else’s balance sheet.
Funny Business Quotes part 2
The only way to get through a tough day at work is with a good sense of humor and a funny coworker.
If you want to be successful in business, remember to laugh at your mistakes, but not your customers.
The road to success is always under construction, so be prepared for some detours and laughs along the way.
A budget is just a numerical confession of your fiscal sins – but with a funny twist.
Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week for someone else, and to have more funny stories to tell.
Life is short, make money and make people laugh in the process.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one – and then laugh at how ridiculous that would be.
Dress for success, but also dress for comfort because funny and successful business ideas sometimes require sweatpants.
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary, and maybe on a funny motivational poster.
It’s not about having the right opportunities, it’s about having the right attitude and a funny business card to hand out.
Success is not the key to happiness, but it might be the key to a funny Twitter bio.
The man who has no imagination has no wings, but he can probably still start a funny business if he has a good team.
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas, worry about not having any ideas worth stealing – especially funny ones.
Think outside the box, but make sure you bring a funny and comfortable seat.
Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won’t, so you can spend the rest of your life like most people can’t – and make them laugh at your success.
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows, like a good knock-knock joke.
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower, and between a boring business and a funny one.
A funny team can accomplish anything, especially if they have snacks.
The best time to start a funny business was yesterday. The second best time is today.
The key to success in business is not to follow trends but to start them, and then have a laugh about it.
The only limit to our realization of yesterday’s dreams is today’s sense of humor.
Success is not in what you have, but in what you laugh about.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, you haven’t seen a mosquito in action – they may be small, but they will definitely make you laugh and itch.
Business is like a game of chess: to be successful, you need a good strategy, a few funny moves, and a sense of humor when your pieces get knocked off the board.
The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows, and then share it in a funny and relatable way on social media.
Being able to laugh at your mistakes and learn from them is a key skill in business – that and knowing how to tell a funny joke.
The greatest mistake you can make in business is to be afraid of making mistakes – and to have a business name that isn’t funny.
Success is not just about making money, but also about making memories – funny memories of questionable decisions and hilarious mishaps.
Business is a combination of war, theater, and comedy – so make sure you have a good script, a funny costume, and a strategy to conquer the market.
The surest way to fail is to try to please everyone – it’s much more fun and funny to embrace your unique quirks and build a loyal customer base.
The greatest pleasure in business is doing what people say you cannot do, and then making them laugh at how wrong they were.
The harder you work for something, the greater you’ll feel when a funny and unexpected opportunity presents itself.
In business, as in life, the secret to success is simple – work hard, stay focused, and never forget to find the humor in it all.
