Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! – Home Alone Santa! Oh my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him!
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! – Home Alone Santa! Oh my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him!
A meaningful relationship is built on trust and communication. In a meaningful relationship, both partners prioritize each other’s happiness. Love
Life is a battlefield, and I’m the kingpin of the streets. In the concrete jungle of life, I’m the lion
Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know! I hope your day is as funny as you are. Birthdays are
Change is inevitable, but growth is optional. The biggest mistake in change management is not making a change. Success comes
Christmas means something different to every Who in Whoville. Christmas is the time to spread love, just like the Grinch’s
Arrogance is the camouflage of insecurity. Arrogance is the most unattractive quality one can possess. Arrogance is the downfall of
Gnomes are the keepers of secrets and the guardians of nature. In a world of chaos, gnomes bring peace and
I like to explore the depths of pleasure. In between the sheets is where the magic happens. Let’s dive into
May your Christmas be filled with joy and love. ¡Feliz Navidad! Wishing you a merry and bright Christmas. ¡Feliz Navidad!
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way. A girl can do anything she wants with a little bit of
The secret to happiness is freedom, and the secret to freedom is courage. – Thucydides Only the dead have seen
Friends don’t lie. Justice for Barb! Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Magic is the art of manipulating the world in ways that defy natural laws. The best way to deal with
Happiness is like glassit may be all around you, yet invisible to the eye. The world is full of monsters
Quiet people have the loudest minds. – Stephen Hawking In the midst of noise and chaos, the quiet person finds
You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Is it hot in here or
I wish I could live through something. I hate California, I want to go to the East Coast. I want
You are my rock, my love, and my partner in this beautiful journey of marriage. I am grateful every day
Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains. Everything is good as it comes from the hands of
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
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Read MoreThe wilderness is calling and I must go. In nature, I find my peace. Life is meant to be lived
Read MoreSlice and dice with ease. Chop it like it’s hot. Let’s get cookin’! Cooking is my therapy. Food is love,
Read MoreThe more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll
Read Morethatonerule: #2755 When you choose to see the good in others, you will end up finding the good in yourself.
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