He ain’t so old, but he sure is yellar! Old Yeller’s got more sense than most folks I know. There’s
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He ain’t so old, but he sure is yellar! Old Yeller’s got more sense than most folks I know. There’s
In the joy of giving lies the true spirit of the holiday season. Kindness is the greatest gift you can
Life is like a mushroom, it grows in the dark but finds beauty in the light. Mushrooms are nature’s little
Lifting others up doesn’t bring you down, it elevates your soul. True strength comes from empowering others, not tearing them
You make my heart smile with every beat. Your presence is like a ray of sunshine, making my heart smile.
I want to be where the people are. Flipping your fins, you don’t get too far. Bright young women, sick
A toxic mother-in-law is like a dark cloud that follows you everywhere. Toxic mothers-in-law have a PhD in manipulation. Dealing
The Mooninites have invaded Earth, and we come in peace… to cause chaos and destruction! You puny Earthlings will never
Every great accomplishment starts with a little hard work. Don’t be afraid to work hard, because that’s where success comes
Embrace your weirdness and let it shine. Normal is overrated. Stay weird. Be yourself, even if it means being different.
During difficult times, may your birthday bring you hope and strength. Wishing you a birthday filled with resilience and courage
Well butter my biscuit! You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken turds. Bless his little heart. If it was
Stay single until you love yourself enough to not settle for less than you deserve. Stay single until you find
Life is too short to stress, so just chill. Keep calm and have a cup of tea. Sometimes the best
You are not defined by your appearance, but by the kindness in your heart. Beauty is not about having a
I am not a philosopher, I’m just here for the punchlines. Happiness is like a unicorn, everyone talks about it,
Compliance is not just about following rules, but about doing what is right. Integrity is the foundation of compliance. Compliance
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreFireworks are the sparks of joy in the night sky. As the fireworks explode, so does my excitement. Fireworks are
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read Morethatonerule: #273 Join ridiculous chain-mail groups all you want as long as you don’t get me involved. ThatOneRule.Com
Read Morethatonerule: #368 Don’t be a bitch because once you’ve become one there is no cure for it. ThatOneRule.Com
Read MoreDance like nobody’s watching, grooving to the disco beat. Put on your dancing shoes and let the disco magic take
Read MoreLife’s a beach, take a picture and relax. Sun, sand, and salty kisses. That’s what beach days are made of.
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