Who needs superheroes when you have grandma?
Grandma's hugs are made of love
My favorite people call me grandma
Grandma: a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, a little bit best friend
Grandmas are moms with extra frosting
Only the best moms get promoted to grandma
Baking cookies is grandma's ... Read More
Wishing a bright and colorful Sankranthi filled with fun and joy to you and your family!
May the auspicious festival of Sankranthi bring you great harvest in abundance and prosperity. Happy Sankranthi!
Flying high like a kite, let's celebrate Sankranthi with all our might. Have a cheerful Sankranthi!
May the sun radiate ... Read More
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Slow and steady wins the race, said the sloth.
Just hanging around, living the sloth life.
All I need are naps, snacks, and my sloth spirit.
Sloth mode: Always on.
Doing absolutely nothing is my specialty.
Keep calm and sloth on.
I have a need.... Read More
Just pray it to be saints, not to look like one.
Going to church doesn?t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to fi... Read More
Silence is a Ninja's best friend.
Move like a shadow, strike like a thought.
Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen in a different order than the one you have in mind.
Swords may cut the flesh, but words will scar the soul.
To be unseen, one must be as still as the night and as quiet as the wind. ... Read More
I?m not sarcastic. I?m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
I'm not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.
I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'd agree... Read More
I don't wanna be Jordan, I don't wanna be Magic, I don't wanna be Bird or Isiah, I don't wanna be any of those guys. When my career's over, I'm gonna look in the mirror and say I did it my way.
When you think about basketball, you suppose to play with a clear mind.
I don't want to just go to the playoffs, I don't want to go to t... Read More
I'd rather be coding.
Geek by nature, programmer by choice.
Binary is a piece of cake. It?s as easy as 01, 10,
I speak fluent Java.
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
In a world without walls an... Read More
The streets don't love you like your mama does.
I was raised in the hood, but the hood was not raised in me.
Hood is not where you're from, it's what you've been through.
From the hood to Hollywood, it's not about where you're from - it's about where you're headed.
The hood is not a playground, it?s a battlegroun... Read More
You may delay, but time will not, and memento mori.
Remember mortality, for even the blink of an eye could deprive us of our lives.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream, and memento mori.
Live true, love deeply, and remember well death?s inevitable call. Memento mori.
Each moment is a priceless g... Read More
Peace be the journey.
I see pride, I see power...
You're going nowhere, Sanka, and you're thrilled to death about it.
No problem, mon!
Winning a bobsled race is about one thing: the push-start.
Sanka, you dead mon? - Yeah, mon.
Now all we have to be is the fastest Jamaican sprinters on ice.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
In golf, as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers... but preferably, after a hole in one!
Golf is drinking game with a little ball.
I'm not over the hill, I... Read More
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther King
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Millions saw the apple... Read More
Eat flesh responsibly.
Undead but alive at heart.
Zombie on board, snacks needed!
Running out of brains, back in five.
Zombies just want hugs...and brains.
Every zombie was a person too.
Keep calm and moan on.
Zombies ? they?re just misunderstood eaters!
Brains are the new black. <... Read More
Gone from our sight, but never from our hearts. Rest in Peace.
You left us beautiful memories, your love is still our guide, you were gone too soon, urge you to Rest in Peace.
Your life was a blessing, your memory a treasure, gone too soon, but loved beyond measure. Rest in Peace.
Heaven claimed an angel too soon, but th... Read More
Come on in, we're awesome!
Swing on in! Adventure ahead
Roll out the red carpet: You've arrived!
Welcome: Be prepared to be amazed!
Step into our realm, where magic happens
We've been waiting for you, come on in!
Step right up, and enter a world of wonder!
Not all who wander are lost, but ... Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
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