Ninja Turtle Sayings:
Turtle power isn’t just for the shell, it’s in our hearts too!
Make each slice of pizza count, it’s the ninja in you speaking!
Faster than a flying shuriken, that’s us, the Ninja Turtles!
Sounds like trouble. Smells like cheese. That’s the ninja life!
Keep your shell hard and your heart soft!
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Enter at your own risk, sanity not guaranteed
People think I'm sarcastic? I prefer to say creatively harsh.
Much like garbage in a trash can? I refuse to take your crap
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Warning: My sense of humor might hurt your feelings!
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Bad parenting is a cycle until one brave soul has the courage to break it.
Good parents are god?s gift, bad parents are a special kind of tragedy.
Children are not colorings that you fill with your favorite shades. Bad parents think they do.?
When you have to become your own parent, you grow up faster.
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It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat.
Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other.
Women want romance before something else. Men just want something else. Just give us two minutes, then you can have your romance.
You can't respect a man that kisses your hand, like he... Read More
Sewing mends the soul.
A day spent sewing is a day well spent.
Blessed are the children of the seamstress, for they shall inherit the stitches.
Don't wear it unless it's handmade.
My sewing machine is my happy place.
Sew much fabric, sew little time.
Creativity is just intelligence having fun. Read More
Namaste, the divine in me honors the divine in you.
In a world where you can be anything, be kind. Namaste.
Namaste in bed.
Namaste ? the good in me sees the good in you.
My soul greets your soul. I honor the light, love, truth, beauty, and peace within you. Namaste.
Say 'Namaste' to negativity.
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Snapping my life, one moment at a time.
Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming.
Life is a story, make yours the best seller.
Be the type of person you want to meet on Snapchat.
If you have less than 1000 followers, you are officially a citizen of Snapchat.
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The best days are spent at sea.
A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
You can?t control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
It's out there at sea that you are really yourself.
Home is where the anchor drops.
I'd rather be on a boat than a board room.
Sailing - the fine art of getting wet ... Read More
I am more afraid of an army of lambs led by a lion, than an army of lions led by a lamb.
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of sheep.
The lion's power lies not in the strength of his roar, but in the silence of his actions.
The lion roars loudest when he is alone.
Be a lion in a world full of sheep. ... Read More
Stay sharp!
Free hugs!
Life is like a cactus, prickly but beautiful.
You are looking sharp!
I'm just a little prickly today!
Can't touch this!
Not a hugger!
Blossom in adversity.
Stick with it!
You prickle my fancy!
Succ it up!
Be patient through the dry spe... Read More
Awaken your inner Goddess. She's fierce, she's wild, she's in charge.
Empower your divinity, embrace your goddess nature.
May your vibes shout loud that you are a goddess and never a beast.
Walking in beauty like the night, she is a goddess awakening.
Born of the stars, she gathers strength, her soul a never-endi... Read More
I wanted to let the world know that no one had a perfect life, that even the people who seemed to have it all had their secrets.
One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.
Things usually work out in the end.?
What if they don't?
That just means you haven't come to the end yet.
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Wishing you a birthday brimming with wildlife adventures and exciting hunts ahead. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear hunter! May your aim be ever steady and your trophies plentiful.
May your greatest hunting adventures be yet to come. Happy birthday to my favorite hunting buddy!
On your special day, I wish your life b... Read More
There's always something to be thankful for, especially on Thanksgiving day.
Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot this Thanksgiving day.
The thankful heart opens our eyes to a multitude of blessings that continually surround us.
Thanksgiving isn't just a day. It's a way we can live our lives every day.
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- May the sunrise of your special day bring joy and serenity as vast as the great outdoors. Happy Birthday!
- Happiest Birthday! Wishing you a day as unforgettable as the mystery of the deep forest.
- May the strength of the mountains uplift your spirit on your birthday – which is as beautiful and unique as a snowfla... Read More
Ring in the New Year with Faith, Hope, and Love!
New Year, New Beginnings, Same God.
Don't drop the ball on your faith in the New Year.
New Year's Resolution: Grow Closer to God.
Start the New Year on your knees. Pray More!
Clergy's Forecast: God Reigns in the New Year!
Enter into His gates with T... Read More
Sanitize to Save Lives
Keep Calm and Sanitize On
Spread Love, Not Germs
In a World Full of Germs, Be a Hand Sanitizer
Killing Germs Like a Superhero
Make a Clean Sweep of Germs
I?ve Got 99 Problems but Germs Aren?t One
Hand Sanitizer: A Hug in a Bottle
Be Wise, Sanitize
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Live for today because tomorrow is never a promise.
Tomorrow isn't promised, so cherish every moment.
Tomorrow isn't promised. Don't save it for later, you might run out of time.
Tomorrow isn't promised. Make your mark today.
Don't count on tomorrow, it's not promised to us.
Every day is a gift since tomo... Read More
On Sundays, my coffee is recreational, not medicinal.
Sunday ? Sleep until you?re hungry, then eat until you?re sleepy!
Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.
Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and be grateful for each and every one of your blessings.
Start this Sunday w... Read More
Dodging your fears like a curveball.
Dodger pride, my guide.
Just like the Dodgers, never give up.
Living life the Dodger way - full swing, no misses.
A day with the Dodgers is a home run day.
Life's a pitch, play it the Dodger way.
Bleeding blue, Dodger through and through.
Dodging life's... Read More