Quotes

You gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble.

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.

You just wait a minute and listen to me. If you ever touch her again...
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While others plant seeds of doubt, I am a scarecrow protecting the field of creativity.

I may look empty, but I am filled with stories that frighten away the crows of negativity.

I stand tall in the middle of a field not out of pride, but out of duty and purpose.

My eyes may not see, but my presence is a warning.

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Cows: Making milkshakes naturally.

Cow to farm: 'You have moo-ved me.'

In udder-ly love with cows.

Horns up, troubles down!

Keep calm and love cows.

Always in moooo-d for cows.

Status: Currently crushing on cows.

Just a kid who loves cows.

Live long and graze on.

Cows: The ...
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Bowling: When life throws you a spare.

When in doubt, go bowling.

The lanes are calling, and I must go.

A game of bowling is a game of life ? sometimes you're the ball, sometimes you're the pin.

Just hand me the bowling ball and watch the magic happen.

No one ever achieved a perfect score by bowling strai...
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The lighthouse doesn't run around trying to save the ships. It just stands shining.

The lighthouse serves as a beacon of hope, steadfast against the storm.

No matter how vast the darkness, the lighthouse guides us home.

In the midst of a storm, the lighthouse stands tall, her light piercing through the darkest of nights....
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When life gives you waves, learn to surf.

Feelin' beachy.

Sandy toes, salty kisses.

Beach hair, don't care.

Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.

At the shore, we don't count days but waves.

Jersey Shore born and raised.

Leave only footprints, take only memories.

'Tis the sea-sun for su...
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It's all ball bearings nowadays.

You using the whole fist, Doc?

I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?

I'd say we're in a gray area.

Matter of fact, dr...
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You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.

Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist.

Floss like a boss!

Brush and floss, or prepare ...
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I'm not wearing hockey pads!

I may be crazy, but then again, so is Batman.

Always be yourself, unless you can be batman. Then always be Batman.

Even batman listens to his mom... Oh wait.

Work out? I lift two buckets of water every morning. That's all the weight lifting I need. And the best part? It also cleans my...
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A ladybug in the hand, brings luck to every land.

When a ladybug lands, cheerfulness expands.

A whisper in the wind and a ladybug grin, good fortune is about to begin.

In the journey of life, flutter like a ladybug.

With ladybug wings, we can fly to amazing things.

A ladybug's hug is the smallest, but the...
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Born to be wild and ride on Harley.

Some call it an adventure, we call it a Harley life.

Feel the thunder, live the Harley.

My heart beats to the rhythm of my Harley.

Harley: it's not a hobby, it's a way of life.

Harley in my veins, freedom in my heart.

If you can't handle the roar, don't ride the...
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Roar with laughter, not with anger.

Just because I'm a dino, doesn't mean I can't shine-o.

The early dinosaur catches the herbivore.

Work hard, chomp harder.

Not all those who wander are lost, some are just dinosaurs.

Keep calm and roar on!

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

Your a...
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Wishing you a birthday that is just as sweet as your love. Happy Valentine?s Birthday, my dearest!

Happy Birthday, sweetheart! May your special day be filled with the same joy and love you bring to my life.

Your birthday on Valentine's Day is no coincidence. You were born to love and be loved. Happy Birthday!

Heart-shape...
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Fur-real love forever

Tails never fail

Barking beauty queen

Heart on my leash

Pawsome since birth

Treats for tweets

Paw-llywood star

Canine undercover

4 paws, 1 heart

Bark side of the moon

Dogzilla at large

Born to woof

Can't bark with us

Mut...
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In Chevy we trust, everything else we test drive!

I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.

You can't spell 'love' without 'Chevrolet'.

I only drink on two occasions: when it's my birthday and when I'm driving my Chevy!

Chevy: Turning drivers into enthusiasts since

Life is too short to drive bori...
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Why don't we taco 'bout how great Cinco de Mayo is!

Fiesta like there's no manana!

I'm just here for the tacos and tequila.

Cinco de Mayo: the only day of the year when eating your body weight in guacamole is acceptable.

Keep calm and margarita on.

Let's not burrito around the bush, Cinco de Mayo is the b...
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In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas! - Dwight Schrute

I got you a bear. A giant, feral, mythic, North American bear. That's right. I shoved him into a box that I bought for a mini refrigerator. - Jim Halpert

It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into the nativity scene, but we w...
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Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

I'm fluffy!

This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Touch me there and you will be destroyed!

Happiness is not something you postpone...
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Choosing to be the bigger person is about choosing growth over gratification.

Being a bigger person means letting go of those who are not brave enough to love you.

Always be the bigger person, and let your actions speak for what is in your heart.

The real strength lies in becoming the bigger person in our conflicts and l...
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I play like a girl. That's why I'm faster, stronger and better!

Laces tight, hair up ? ready to conquer the world with a ball at my feet!

She believed she could bend it like Beckham, so she did!

Who said princesses can't play soccer? Glass slippers are overrated anyway!

Sweaty hair, don't care. I'm here to win! <...
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