Caffeinated and Fully Motivated
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Keep Your Cold Drinks Icy and Your Hot Pun Steamy
This Might Be Vodka
My Therapist Thinks It?s Water
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy yeti cups ? and that's pretty close
Hotter than a Yeti's coat
Ice, Ice, Baby
Hello,... Read More
Life is short, cuddle a bunny.
Keep calm and hop on.
?Every bunny needs some bunny.?
Bunny kisses, Easter wishes.
I carrot resist your cuteness.
Everybunny needs somebunny sometimes.
I'm not fat, I'm just a little fluffy.
Bunnies are ear-resistible.
Feeling a little 'hoppy' today! ... Read More
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
When you're an outsider, you learn to see things others don't.
Mabel, you can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.
When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Read More
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Sarcasm, because beating people up is illegal.
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I... Read More
No two seashells sound the same song of the sea.
Sea shells are love letters in the sand.
Sea shell secrets are whispered in your ear.
Collect moments not sea shells.
Life is simple, just add sea shells.
Take only photos, leave only sea shells.
Sea shells are the ocean's postcards.
Not all... Read More
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
I did, I did taw a puddy tat!
Excuse me, but do you sing soprano or tenor?
Feathers of fury !!
A bird on the wing is worth two in the bush.
Something tells me that's not a green pepper sandwich.
Nest in peace, my little feathered friend.
You'll never catch me, you... Read More
Happy Pentecost Sunday! May the fire of the Holy Spirit enlighten your mind and heart today and always.
Rejoice on this blessed day of Pentecost. May the Holy Spirit bring you peace, joy, and love.
Celebrate this day with a heart filled with hope and faith. Happy Pentecost Sunday!
May the blessings of the Holy Spirit be ... Read More
Power is the only path to peace. Absolute power is the only path to a universe devoid of conflict.
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Set aside your hopes, Jedi. Hope leads to expectations, expectations lead to fear.
To the Sith, two there shall always be. A master an... Read More
Life is full of pasta-bilities.
Noodle boards: Because presentation is pasta-tively important.
In the moodle for some noodle.
No more noodle poodles with this doodle board.
Stove covered, wine poured, nooodle board!
Taste the pasta-bility with a noodle board.
Keep calm and noodle on.
Noodl... Read More
Bowling: All the cool kids are doing it.
I came, I saw, I bowled.
Keep calm and go bowling.
Bowling is right up my alley.
I'm on a bowling diet, I keep trying to lose my balls.
Bowlers do it in the lane.
When in doubt, go bowling.
Strike while the lane is hot.
Clean sweep: it?s a b... Read More
Happy Barkday, you lovely beagle, Snoopy! May your dish always be full of cookies!
Snoopy, it's your day to fly high like the 'Flying Ace' you are! Happy Birthday!
Wishing a Happy Birthday to the coolest canine, our favorite Snoopy!
Hey Snoopy, continue to daydream and dance on your special day. Happy Birthday!
O... Read More
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, 'Tonight is Halloween!'
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
Halloween is not just a time to scare, but also to share.
A candy a day keeps the monsters away.
When witches go riding, and black cats are ... Read More
Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
A pineapple has pointy defenses, but it's still sweet. Just like you.
In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.
Live like a pineapple: Keep your head high, your crown straight, and always remember that your sweetness comes from within.
Pi... Read More
What's a shark?s favorite scripture? Anything they can sink their teeth into.
You see me swimmin', you hatin'.
Shark: Making waves since the beginning of time.
Sharks: Not as mean as they appear.
I'm not a monster, I'm just misunderstood.
Eat, swim, don?t sleep, repeat.
On the off-chance you're no... Read More
Windows to the world are the windows to the soul.
A window is more than just glass; it's a portal to outside inspiration.
Every window has a story to tell.
Life is like a window ? your view can change depending on how you want to see it.
Windows: offering a glimpse of hope, even in the darkest rooms.
A cl... Read More
The room is the beginning of everything - it's a sketchbook, a canvas, a stage, all at once.
In a silent room, even a whisper can echo like a shout.
Every room speaks a story, with the walls being the silent narrators.
In a room full of art, be the masterpiece.
A room without books is like a body without a soul. ... Read More
Give thanks to the Lord, for He is good. His love endures forever. - Psalm 107:1
In everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you. - Thessalonians 5:18
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. - Oprah Winfrey
Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. - Nigel Hami... Read More
Sorting Out Life, One Load At A Time
Laundry Today, or Naked Tomorrow
Wash, Dry, Fold, Repeat
Laundry, the Never Ending Cycle
Laundry Room: Drop Your Pants Here
Ironing is for Muggles
Keep Calm and Do the Laundry
Life is too Short for Laundry
Lost Socks Seeking Sole Mates
S... Read More
A mushroom does not shout.
Softly walks the moonlight through the mushroom forest.
In life's garden, we're all mushrooms at heart.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
Reality is a hallucination caused by lack of good mushrooms.
One man's poison is anoth... Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreLove knows no bounds. In your embrace, I find solace. Every day with you is a blessing. Your love completes
Read MoreAge is just a number, wisdom is timeless. With age comes wisdom, and a few more wrinkles. Growing older is
Read MoreI would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez Morticia, you’re so beautiful.
Read MoreYou are the beat that keeps my heart alive. My love for you has no boundaries or limits. You make
Read MoreWe have a choice: we can embrace our humanness and be brave, or we can deny it and be very,
Read MoreSeduction is an art, and in the hands of a master, it can be as intoxicating as the finest wine.
Read Morethatonerule: #2249 Remember, most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.
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